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Song Parodies -> "A-Rod is Mine"

Original Song Title:

"The Boy is Mine"

Original Performer:

Brandy & Monica

Parody Song Title:

"A-Rod is Mine"

Parody Written by:

Freddie C.

The Lyrics

The New York Yankees and Boston Red Sox tried to get Alex Rodriguez, but the Bronx Bombers won. George Steinbrenner and Theo Epstein make cameos. Two girls sit in a sports bar, talking about the man. Please note that Brandy is New York and Monica is Boston. Thank you.
(Steinbrenner) Excuse me, can I talk to you for a moment?
(Epstein) Mm-hmm, sure. You look kind of familiar.
(Steinbrenner) You do, too. Tell me, is that A-Rod guy still available?
(Epstein) Yes, sir, he is. And I want you to know that he's mine.
(Steinbrenner) No, Theo, he's mine!

(Girls in sports bar)
You need to give him up, had about enough
It's not hard to see A-Rod is mine
I'm sorry that you seem to be confused
He belongs to me, A-Rod is mine

(Yankees girl)
Here's the deal on A-Rod, he's close friends with Derek Jeter
Got that big fat contract, wants to be a Bronx Bomber
(Red Sox girl)
See we know that you may be trying to outdo us again
I want to get rid of Nomar, so we can sign A-Rod then
(Yankees girl)
You ain't got that kind of dough, 'cause I told you so
You'll never beat us next year, 'cause I also said so
(Red Sox girl)
We'll just wait and see, how this whole thing works out
As Pedro Martinez might've said, "New York, this time you're going down"

You need to give it up, had about enough
It's not hard to see A-Rod is mine (A-Rod is mine)
I'm sorry that you (sorry that you) seem to be confused
He belongs to me, A-Rod is mine

(Red Sox girl)
Garciaparra won't be hot, once A-Rod gets to town
I know he wants me and not you, so I'll just spread the word around
(Yankees girl)
Well, I've read it in the Times that Rodriguez wants New York
I guess we both know by now that your trick will never work
(Red Sox girl)
You can say what you wanna say, about our history of hate
Your team has all those titles, and you've decided our fate
(Yankees girl)
When will you let this go? You've been lucky a few times
But I must tell you this, that you should know A-Rod is mine

You need to give it up, had about enough (Enough!)
It's not hard to see A-Rod is mine
I'm sorry that you (Sorry that you) seem to be confused
He belongs to me, A-Rod is mine
You need to give it up, (Ooh) had about enough (had about enough)
It's not hard to see A-Rod is mine
I'm sorry that you (I'm so sorry) seem to be confused (you seem to be confused)
He belongs to me, A-Rod is mine

(Yankees girl)
Wait till 2004, when my Yanks will win again
And extend your Sox' curse another year once again
(Red Sox girl)
I hope this time my Sox will win, and in the World Series, face the Cubs
Because you know what they say, "money can't win, talent does"

You need to give it up (please give it on up), had about enough (had about enough)
It's not hard to see A-Rod is mine
I'm sorry that you (I'm sorry that you) seem to be confused (seem to be confused)
He belongs to me, A-Rod is mine
You need to give it up (You need to give it up), had about enough (had enough)
It's not hard to see A-Rod is mine (A-Rod is mine)
(Mine, all mine) I'm sorry that you seem to be confused (You seem to be confused)
He belongs to me,(he belongs to me) A-Rod is mine
You need to give it up (Not yours/But mine), had about enough (Not yours/But mine)
It's not hard to see (Not yours), A-Rod is mine (But mine)
I'm sorry that you seem to be confused
He belongs to me, A-Rod is mine.

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 3.0

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Michael Pacholek - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
If only I could give you 19 points for pacing and 18 points for humor. 1918, get it?
Lila - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Tremendous effort, however your parody is like reading A-Rod's autobiography; it's egotistic and frankly quite stupid.

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