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Song Parodies -> "Two Jumps Ahead"

Original Song Title:

"One Jump Ahead"

Original Performer:

Brad Kane

Parody Song Title:

"Two Jumps Ahead"

Parody Written by:

Butch Patrick

The Lyrics

Eddie munster (singing): gonna keep up, two jumps ahead of the breadline, two swings ahead of the sword, i steal only what i can't afford, that's everything, two jumps ahead of the lawmen, that's all, and that's no joke, these guys don't appreciate i'm broke

Villager 1: riff rff

villager 2: street rat

Villager 3: scoundrel

Villager 4: take that

Eddie Munster (singing): just a little snack guys

guards: rip him open, take it back, guys

Eddie Munster (singing): i can take a hint, gotta face the facts, you're my only friend , woof woof

Girls: who, oh it's sad, poor eddie's hit the bottom, he's become a one man rise in crime

Woman: i blame cool friends, except he hasn't got'em

Eddie Munster (singing): gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, tell you all about when i got the time, two jumps ahead of the slowpokes, two skips ahead of my doom, next time, gonna use a nom de ploom, two jumps ahead of the hitmen, two hits ahead of the flock, i think i'll take a stroll round the block

Villager no 1: stop thief

Villager no 2: vandal

Villager no.3: outtrage

villager no.4: scandal

Eddie Munster (singing): let's not be too hasty

Small guy: i still think he's rather tasty

Eddie Munster (singing): gotta to eat to live, gotta to steal to eat, othewise we'll get along

Vlllagers: wrong

Villagers: vandal, street rat, scoundrel, take that

Eddie Munster (singing): two jumps ahead of the hoofbeats, two hops ahead of the hump, two tricks ahead of disaster, they're quick, but i'm much faster, here goes , better throw my hand in, wish me a happy landin, all i gotta do is jump!
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