It's not the size that matters
It's if you use it right
And if you take the women
In a way that make them scream and shout

It's not the size that matters
'Cause if you use it wrong
It doesn't matter at all
If it is short or long

No matter if the size is big
Or if it's extra small
The most important thing is
That you got something by your balls

Maybe you're sometimes shrinking
When you've been in the pool
If other people see you
You may feel like a fool

But don't you ever listen
What other people say
The only thing that matters
Is that you feel OK

No matter if the size is big
Or if it's XXS
The most important thing is
That you don't ever think like this

If only mine was longer
Maybe for just one day
Then I would feel much stronger
And I would look OK