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Song Parodies -> "Whitney Loves Bobby Still"

Original Song Title:

"On Bended Knee"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Boyz II Men

Parody Song Title:

"Whitney Loves Bobby Still"

Parody Written by:

Freddie C.

The Lyrics

Anybody sick of Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston? (I knew it! So am I.)
Darling I, I can't explain why didn't they break up?
Boy, it's driving me insane
Cause she always gives him one more chance to prove his love to her
She will come back to him, and he guarantees that he'll never let her go

Will she ever leave him on her own free will?
Can you tell me why they stay together still?
Can somebody tell me why they won't break up like normal people would?
Oh God, give me a reason Whitney loves Bobby still
Oh...oh oh yeah, I'm tired of them now
If they even do split up, Whitney loves Bobby still

So many years I've hoped that they will get divorced
Now I know that it may never happen at all
When I open my eyes to face reality
Whenever they're apart, it feels like eternity
She's begging him, begging him "Come back to me"

Will she ever leave him on her own free will?
Can you tell me why they stay together still?
Can somebody tell me why they won't break up like normal people would?
Oh God, give me a reason Whitney loves Bobby still
Oh oh, I'm tired of them now
(If even they do split up)
(If even they do split up)
Whitney loves Bobby still

I don't think she'll learn from her character on Waiting to Exhale
We're all still waiting, We can't take no more of this roller-coaster ride
Why does everybody love them? They're two bad apples

I tell you Whitney was wrong, for saying that
Bobby was all the man she would need
And also that she had nothing if he
Would ever desert her, Why must me go through this?
I gotta admit that it hurts real bad
Just looking at them makes me wanna throw up
No, I don't believe in them anymore
Don't watch their films or buy their music

Will she ever leave him on her own free will?
Can you tell me why they stay together still?
Can somebody tell me why they won't break up like normal people would?
Oh God, give me a reason...
Why she loves Bobby, she loves Bobby still...

Will she leave? (Will she ever leave him on her own free will?)
Well, I can't take no more, of him and her
(Can you tell me why they stay together still?)
I like Will and Jada, they'd never do that at all
Can somebody tell me why they won't break up like normal people would?
Oh God, give me a reason (give me a reason) Whitney loves Bobby still
Oh oh oh, oh yes...(I'm tired of them now
If even they do split up, Whitney loves Bobby...still...)

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A fan of whitney & Bobby"s - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Why do you care about 2 adults who are married business, just because their rich don't give anyone the right to judge them remember "Let he that is without sin throw the first stone". m.y.o.b to you.

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