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Song Parodies -> "I'll Play Golf With You"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Make Love To You"

Original Performer:

Boyz 2 Men

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Play Golf With You"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

The outcome of what happens when STG is bored, ps- if words don't seem to make sense well, I am kinda tired.
Close your thighs, and then swing,
With your wedge or with your nine.
Cuz' today is golfing time.
We're gonna golf all day, help me putt right
On the green, past the sandpit,
Girl, that hole isn't that far.
Just say "four", don't hit a car,
We'll work on your backswing, girl you need only ask

I'll play golf with you,
Like a round or two.
We will golf all night,
Until we both putt right.
I'll play golf with you,
From noontime to 2,
And we will not go home,
Till you get par 2.

Girl relax, lets go slow
Tiger Woods is just for show.
We need to concentrate on you,
Girl, are you ready,you gonna take a long swipe
Throw your clubs on the green,
I'm gonna throw my clubs down, too
The ball flew straight through the woods,
Girl, you need to relax your legs and I will too.

I'll play golf with you,
Like a round or two.
We will golf all night,
Until we both putt right.
I'll play golf with you,
From noontime to 2,
And we will not go home,
Till you get par 2.

Baby, tonight is just your night
And we will putt-putt right.
Just make one swing to your right.
Any techniques you try,
I will show you the swing of your life.

I'll play golf with you,
Like a round or two.
We will golf all night,
Until we both putt right.
I'll play golf with you,
From noontime to 2,
And we will not go home,
Till you get par 2.
(repeat until fade)

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Wanya Morris - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Uh... it's Boyz II Men. We use the roman numeral, not the arabic numeral. Nice parody of our song though.
Ashkicksass - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I LOVE this. Especially "Throw your clubs on the green, I'm gonna throw my clubs down, too." LMAO!
The Thought Police - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Hand me my 555-iron !
Billy Florio - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I love the chorus
BobyBird - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Ladies, BobyBird just got three words... Let's Play Golf! Seriously, this parody kicks ass...and Boyz II Men are the shiznit, unlike all deez boyband f@gz you gotz now!. Boby.

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