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Song Parodies -> "Someday I'll Be A King's Knight"

Original Song Title:

"Someday I'll Be Saturday Night"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Someday I'll Be A King's Knight"

Parody Written by:

Alakfanaion

The Lyrics

Hey, man, its 1405
I'm working real hard to save the King's life
I'm feeling like a peasant but one day I'll become a King's knight

Hail to the King for this is my goal:
His life shall I save from the attack of a foe
I just can't get near, when he's off his throne
I'm sleeping in the woods in case he fares forth alone

My fate is hard to achieve because the King's not bold
He has 20 men to protect him when danger unfolds
To be a lowly peasant doesn't pay the rent these days
To be a knight's much better, there is honour and great pay

Today just might be the day
The King has plans to travel away
Then I just might save his life
And he'll dub me a knight

Hey, man, its 1405
I'm working real hard to save the kings life
Yeah he frowns, but I know he's a nice guy
Hey hey hey
Hey man, when the King's in strife
I'll cut his foes down with a double-edged knife
I know I'm just a peasant but one day I'll be a King's knight

Now I can't guess his name or tell you where or when
But a foe I'm gonna slay and prevent the King's death
I'll fight him gallantly, with a sword or a mace
Relishing in the role of saving His Grace

Today just might be the day
The King has plans to travel away
Then I just might save his life
And he'll dub me a knight

Hey, man, its 1405
I'm working real hard to save the kings life
Yeah he frowns, but I know he's a nice guy
Hey hey hey
Hey man, when the King's in strife
I'll cut his foes down with a double-edged knife
I know I'm just a peasant but one day I'll be a King's knight

Solo

Someday, I'll be a King's knight
The King's foes I'll defeat in a fierce fight
I shall follow him around until that fateful day
I ain't backing down, no matter what it takes

Hey, man, its 1405
I'm working real hard to save the kings life
Yeah he frowns, but I know he's a nice guy
Hey hey hey
Hey man, when the King's in strife
I'll cut his foes down with a double-edged knife
I know I'm just a peasant but one day I'll be a King's knight

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