-> "Always (with wings)"
Original Song Title:
"Always"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Always (with wings)"
The Lyrics
Your Juliet is needing
She'd go shop if she could
She thought there were some left, but
In the box there were none
It's good you got home early
Needs a favour, if you would
Well, in your pocket there's a fiver
Doesn't cost much, show some love
You can show you love her
Many ways she's yet to see
Pharmacies ain't sold those to you before
You're turning a new leaf
If you can buy your lady, Always
Then she'll be there forever & a day, Always
She'll be able to leap in the sky
If the heavens burst, she can ride her bike
You won't have to hide when she's wearing white
Cos she's wearing Always
Now the picture off of last month's box
I'll just have to hide - tuck it down my sock
Glad it makes you laugh, cos it makes me die
When I see your mum down that very aisle
Now I'm flustered & I'm sweatin', don't know where
Don't know what I'm doin' here
When you send me shop, try to understand
I've made mistakes, I'm just a man
When it's time to shop, when the time is near
Add it to your list a dozen times a year
But if you forget
Or you haven't coin
I'd go again for the brownie points
& I will buy you, baby, Always
Say you'll be there forever & a day, Always
Without wings they would ride up you - no good
If you need me to buy them you, I would
Take a look at my face
See, I'm keepin' it straight
To sing these words to you
If you're outta luck
Got the painters in
May as well just go & cut the grass again
But, listen to this or she's
gonna be miffed
Cos it doesn't count, as a birthday gift
Still, you can buy your lady, Always
& she'll be there forever & a day, Always
She'll be able to leap in the sky
If the heavens burst, she can ride her bike
You won't have to hide when she's wearing white
Cos she's wearing Always
Always
oh baby, are you wearing Always?
baby, are you wearing Always?
oh baby, are you wearing Always? (oh)
Always (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!)
Always
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