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Song Parodies -> "Wanted Large Fries"

Original Song Title:

"Wanted Dead or Alive"

Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Wanted Large Fries"

Parody Written by:

Han Jovi

The Lyrics

Sometimes you can't have too much Fast Food.
I love to eat.
I'll waste all my change.
I just eat away.

You know the place.
Where the workers are so old.
Travel all night,
Get take-out for home.

I'm a fat boy.
In the mini car I ride.
And I wanted
Expensive Fries
Exspensive Fries

Sometimes I eat.
Sometimes it takes.
Don't eat up me.
I'm the golden age.

Sometimes I eat all day.
With the bottle that I drink
Sometimes when I'm Alone
All I'll do is drink.

I'm a Fat Boy
In the mini van I drive.
I'm addicted (addicted)
to N.Y.C. Fries
Addicted (addicted)
to N.Y.C. Fries

I ride!

I'm a Fat Guy
In the smart Car I ride
I'm addicted (addicted)
to N.Y.C. Fries

I stalk on streets
Extra Large Shirt on my Back
I eat at a million places
Then I eat them all

Cause I'm a Fat Boy
On a STRONG horse I ride
I wanted (wanted)
Exspensive Fries

Did I sat I'm a fat Boy
I've got bad sight
I'm addicted (ddicted)
N.Y.C. Fries

I stll ride!

N.Y.C. Fries
N.Y.C. Fries
N.Y.C. Fries
N.Y.C. Fries
N.Y.C. Fries

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MrMacphisto - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Good one :)

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