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Song Parodies -> "Bad Meat In New Orleans"

Original Song Title:

"Queen of New Orleans"

Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Meat In New Orleans"

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The Lyrics

She said baby our meat's got nothing wrong
The heat's quite bad but the fridge is on
And the time it was off wasn't that long
Please try and ignore the pong pong pong
Such a pong

They keep the meat an minus twenty-five
Except for when the refrigerator died
That was when it was out all night
You know the horrible smell almost made me cry
But its cooking fine

I thought I'd be safe you know
But I have to go

Sitting on the seat of my latrine
Wish I hadn't eaten that off meat
Anything I drink goes straight through me
I think I'm gonna scream

That night I couldn't move, my guts just hurt
Stomach cramps hit me real hard
I was more than ill, I was gonna carc it
I was spewing all night on the carpet

Now I know what it means
When there's an awful smell and the meat's all green

Chorus to fade

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