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Song Parodies -> "She's My Wife"

Original Song Title:

"It's My Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"She's My Wife"

Parody Written by:

Silent C

The Lyrics

The small bit of dialoge in the middle is spoken during the interlude.(Chris=The singer aka: Me, Wife=The wife, and Past=Pastor)
This is a song for the broken hearted.
I used to be free, but now I'm barred-in.
Ever since she moved in, I can't leave the house.
I need to get a signed permit if I go to town.

She's my wife!
And I gotta tell ya,
She ain't gonna be forever.
Why does she try to control my life?
She's my wife!
My heart is like an open highway,
And she's put road-blocks on it!
Don't think I'm gonna make it out alive.
'Cuz she's my wife.

This is for the ones who stood their ground.
You may be alone, you may be down.
But there's on thing you should know, what I'm tryin' to say is,
Never get involved in Matramony.

She's my wife!
And I gotta tell ya,
She ain't gonna be forever.
Why does she try to control my life?
She's my wife!
My heart is like an open highway,
And she's dug potholes on it!
It's gonna be a little bumpy ride.
'Cuz she's my wife.

Past: Do you take this man, to have and hold on to. For richer not poorer. Not in sickness but in health, for as long as you shall live?
Wife: I do.
Past: Now if there are any here who think this marrage should not take place, let them speak now.
Chris: I do!
Past: Not you!
Chris: Awwww....

Tomarrow's getting hotter, make no mistake.
I gotta get out, before it's too late.

She's my wife!
And I gotta tell ya,
I smell a divorce 'round the corner.
Soon she will be out of my life.
She's my wife!
My heart is like an open highway,
And Everythings goin' my way.
Think I might just pull out alive.
(Wait, what am I saying?!)She's my wife!
And I gotta tell ya,
I life means nothing without her.
With her I'll spend the rest of my life.
She's my wife!
My heart is like an open highway,
I think I just veered off the course again.
I will stay with her until I die,
'Cuz she's my wife.

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aoid - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Wrong decade, sir. The original came out in the 2000s.

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