It seems like just today
But I can never know
Janey and I were ridin' into the night
Hidin' on a turnip truck and layin' low, very low
And the times when we were scared
Of ghosts inside those fruit
Suddenly the truck took a wild turn
'Til we were kicked out that truck like warm poo by a boot

And I forget what she was sayin' to me
But I had to go number one anyhow
I remember how she said she had to go too
Wish I didn't do then what I ain't doin' now

Against the wind
We were peein' against the wind
We were bruised and dumb, we were peein'
Against the wind

And the urine flowed so fast
And I found I weren't alone
Surrounded by nudists I thought we coyotes
I ran my butt farther and farther from sure death
And I guess I lost my shorts
'Cause my parts were feelin' cold
I was prayin' for pants and pantin' my prayers
Never worryin' 'bout Janey or those hungry coyotes
Runnin' eight miles an hour in search of a town
Breaking all the cacti for water
I felt my bladder fillin'
Searchin' for toilets again and again
Against the wind
Squirtin' pee all against the wind
I found myself sprayin' urine against the wind

Well a hippie ivan soon passed me by
It gave me back Janey and my shorts
Happiness and Jubilation
I said thanks to the coyotes as they drove out

Against the wind
No more peein' against the wind
But my children now go out peein'
Against the wind