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Song Parodies -> "White Moves"

Original Song Title:

"Night Moves"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"White Moves"

Parody Written by:

Elena M.

The Lyrics

So... If a white person makes fun of another white person does it count as racist? Just a thought...
It's your brother's wedding, everyone's in town,
On the dance floor, the guests are horsin' around
Then that towhead DeeJay starts playing "Stayin' Alive,
And then, on your own, you started to jive...
Your awkward little jive.

Your arms are swirling, but your feet are heavy,
Jerking your head kinda like Eugene Levy.
Bobbin yourself around like you've got nothing to lose...

Working all your white moves,
Flailing like you haven't got a clue,
Bringin on your white moves--

And you're out of time,
And the beat's, outta time.

You're no Fred Astaire, no you're far from it,
Doing the broken chicken wing and the funky bunny.
Got the style of former senator Bob Dole,
Haven't got any soul.
You join the Conga line at any chance you could,
Doing the moonwalk, like any, good white boy would.
You can't seem to do Roger Rabbit but you don't have a care,
You're showing all your flair.

Workin all your white moves,
Looks like someone gave you too much booze,
Bringing on the white moves...

Mmm, try to shake your behind.
Mmm, shake, your behind, your behind.

Whoah, Watching
It's really frightening, yeah--
All the dances you were botching,
Dances you were botching!

You start to do the Hussle with Stevie Wonder,
And far off I sat and pondered,
Started doing the wave like it's 1982
Ain't it funny how your white moves
Make you look like Huey Lewis and the News,
Strange how you're white moves
Don't seem to have an end.

(Pause - Guitar Solo)

White Moves
White Moves
I remember
Oh sure remember your white moves
Was it as funny as I remember
Was it as funny as I remember
I remember I remember I remember I remember
oooohh ohh ohh
And we were laughin'
Laughing and pointin'
Laughing and pointin' at all your white moves
White moves
Oooooh I remember
Yeah I remember
Lord I remember Lord I remember.

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Johnny D - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Rick D - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
This is how I dance. That's why I'm in the band instead.
Adagio - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny, Leah
Claude Prez - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
As long as you assure that some of your best friends are white people we're not allowed to call you racist; it's the law. Great job here; the Eugene Levy line worked especially well for me. Also, my wife won't let me dance in public anymore. I guess she doesn't want me makin' everyone else look bad...
Johnny D - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
After reading this parody, I looked at myself and said to that white guy looking back at me from the mirror, "HEY - you LAUGHED at that parody, you racist bastard !! " ....... So I immediately sued myself for slander, libel, defamation, indignation, and pigmentary self-esteem defenestration. But since I was acting as my own attorney, I had to recuse myself from myself with a rusty grapefruit spoon, and so I settled with myself out of court and moved $ 23.00 from my left pocket to my right pocket as compensatory damages.
Nicholas Hoag - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Paul Robinson - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Leah, Liked it - Good stuff. And yes, I am a terrrrrrrrrribbbbllllee dancer.
Leah Lockhart - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
"I even had a white person over for dinner one night." Actually this was inspired by my Dad. I even have it on videotape...
Leah Lockhart - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
And thank you, everyone!
Leah Lockhart - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey wait a minute... you mean to tell me this doesn't go on my list of songs because I accidentally left a space after my name? Where's that ChuckyG guy....
Adagio - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Johnny...some crazy comment...I always did like your sense of humour. :D
Diva - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Cute song, Leah!
Meriadoc - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, any dancing I did at concerts sort of consisted of bouncing up and down.... thank goodness for drugs... :-)
Peregrin - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
V Good Leah! Merry, what is wrong with the idea of you bouncing up and down? ;-p
wholdn't u like 2 know! - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
all i wanted to know was the the hussle dance steps!

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