-> "12 Pains of Deviantart"
Original Song Title:
"12 Pains of Christmas"
Parody Song Title:
"12 Pains of Deviantart"
The Lyrics
The first thing about Deviantart that is such a pain for me.
Is stupid errors like error 403.
The second thing about Deviantart which completely peeves me off:
Constantly being temporarily offline.
And stupid errors like error 403.
The third thing about Deviantart which completely peeves me off.
Weird fetishistic self indulgent art.
Temporarily offline errors.
And godamn error
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Parody Lyrics:
403.
The fourth thing on Deviantart that is such a pain to me.
Staff are being stupid.
Weird self indulgent fetish art.
Temporarily offline errors.
And that stupid error 403.
The fifth thing at Deviantart that is such a pain to me.
Constant spam accounts!
Come on, can't the staff do anything.
Self indulgent fetish art.
Aaaaaw come on, you've been offline for 5 days.
Stupid error 403, I want to harm the man who created that.
The sixth thing on Deviantart
Weirdos who block you for stupid reasons.
More spam? I DON'T like it.
Incompetent staff is incompetent.
More fat character transformation fetish art? Can't I just mute the tags on this?
You have been offline for 2 hours when you are going to come back on.
Ugh...burn, error 403.
The seventh thing on Deviantart that is such a pain to me.
You have reached the maximum amount.
Okay what did I do to this guy, insult his mom?
Come on staff, actually do something.
More fetish art again? Look I don't care if you like turning into a plate of noodles, I don't want to see this.
Offline again? WHY?
THAT'S IT, DIE 403!
The eighth thing at Christmas that such a pain to me:
Charity requests for transformation art.
For how long? Come on, tell me.
Aaaaw crap, it was just a joke, don't block me like that.
For crying out loud, I don't want your offer.
Come on, staff, do something.
Ick...more babyfur stuff?
What, how much longer until you're back online?
THAT'S IT, I want to murder whoever thought of this error in cold blood.
The ninth thing at Deviantart that's such a pain to me
The system constantly crashes.
'Can I be turned into a stone lion for charity?'
I can't submit my work like this.
Oh fine, block me, see if I care.
Stop spamming me with dating site invites, i'm married for crying out loud.
Aaaaw come on, you're staff, you are supposed to be helping me.
We get it, you like turning women into dolls, enough doll fetish art.
Temporarily offline...temporarily offline?
THAT'S IT, I'M HITTING REFRESH CONTINOUSLY UNTIL THE MESSAGE GOES AWAY!
The tenth thing at Deviantart that's such a pain to me:
'What do you mean I have to pay for a core membership?"
For crying out loud, no more freaking crashes.
'I'll pay you in points if you do me transforming into a stone lion'.
Excuse me, when is it going to be finished?
Oh sure, block me...it's not like I interacted with you at all.
Oh geez, another dating app invite?
Oh come on staff, you're all useless.
Aaaw come on, this sumo wrestler fetish stuff shouldn't be in my feed.
COME ON, COME BACK ONLINE FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Error 403 can kiss my behind.
The eleventh thing on Deviantart that's such a pain to me:
Trolls picking on my friends again?
Come on, I want a core membership damn it.
How about actually doing something about this?
'Stone lion transformation, please. Oh please oh please.'
Oh there he goes again, blocking me like the idiot he is.
I'M MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS, STOP ASKING ME IF YOU WANT ME TO BE ON A DATING APP!
Seriously staff, either wisen up or i'm leaving.
ANOTHER Changed/Puro fanfic? I DON'T want this.
That's it, unless it gets better i'm moving to Inkbunny.
Error 403, you suck.
The twelfth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Oversensitive people.
For pete's sake, stop targeting my friends.
Look I don't own a credit card so i cannot pay for Core, what do you want from me?
WHEN IS THIS GLITCH GOING TO END?
'Can I have a stonelion transformation, please?'
Screw you then, I hope your account gets blocked by all your friends.
NO MORE DATING APP INVITES PLEASE!
The staff need to be fired, at once.
If I see another cursed mascot transformation I am going to scream.
TEMPORARY OFFLINE? That's it, taking my art to Artstation.
And stupid error 403.
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