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Song Parodies -> "Go Buy A New Hat"

Original Song Title:

"My Perogative"

Original Performer:

Bobby Brown

Parody Song Title:

"Go Buy A New Hat"

Parody Written by:

John Lomain

The Lyrics

Hey everyone, I'm back! I'll be on this site a lot now.
Let's go Let's go go Get funky

On the path I'm walking to the garden of hope
Oh yeah Mountain of strength's where I'm at
Whoa whoa whoa Paint your house with vision
Make the right decision
And go buy a new hat

They say there's sorrow
And that tears are king
I go buy a new hat
They have sadness, oh
They say that laughter stings
River of joy's where I'm at

Some ask me questions
Why the sun's faded
They ask why misery sings
Well, I think that they're jaded
As the loon's calling from way across that big lake
Not long ago before
I bought my rake, sing

On the path I'm walking to the garden of hope
Mountain of strength's where I'm at (Where I am)
Paint your house with vision
Make the right decision
And go buy a new hat (Go buy a brand new hat)

Go buy a brand new hat
Of the team that I like too much (Go buy a brand new hat)
I can wear it where I like (Go buy a brand new hat)
No one can tell me that they stink (Go buy a brand new hat)
It's what I'm wearin'
I'm at the hockey rink

In the night sky
Clouds give birth to rain
Morning sun casts rays of light
And there's a million diamonds
Sitting on the pond
I think I'm seeing stuff
Because the sun's way too bright

On the path I'm walking to the garden of hope (Yeah)
Mountain of strength's where I'm at (Where I am)
Paint your house with vision (Paint your house)
Make the right decision (the right decision)
And go buy a new hat (Go buy a brand new hat)

Look at the majestic tall trees (Go buy a brand new hat)
In the winter's wrath (Go buy a brand new hat)
The summer shade's right there, see? (Go buy a brand new hat)
The rugged path

One time in the summer (the summer)
The pond was peaceful and had solitude (oooh)

It was a really good time

I can wear what I wanna wear
My new hat
Forever, forever, forever

On the path I'm walking to the garden of hope (On the path I'm walking)
Mountain of strength's where I'm at (Yeah)
(Mountain of strength's where I'm at)
Paint your house with vision (Paint your house with vision and some good paint)
Make the right decision
And go buy a new hat

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Clint - January 17, 2007 - Report this comment
I love the randomness! Here's some fives
Tommy Turtle - January 17, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but some nice phrasing here. Looking forward to more...
AFW - January 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Looked like a lot of work...good job
John Lomain - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Clint, TT, and AFW.

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