I'm Remy Rat
I'm here on the mat
I'm a cooking fan
Please take me to task
Don't want to eat trash
I want to cook coq au vin

This ain't a dirty trick
(Ain't a dirty trick)
I think cuisine's sublime
(Think cuisine's sublime)
You've eaten your ratatouille
But you ain't had mine

I'm Remy Rat
You can repeat that
Don't throw me on my back
Was that a tasty treat
So succulent and sweet
There's secrets to that

Just add extra garlic
(Add extra garlic)
Add a bit of thyme
(Add a bit of thyme)
Saute it all carefully
And it's all divine

I'm Remy Rat
My brother is fat
He's eating well at last
He's my biggest fan
He lands a hand
With my bowels of brass

Ego is the critic
(He is the critic)
He's coming here at 9!
(Coming here at 9)
I'll work it out with Linguini
And it'll be just fine

Oh yes!
Bro and Dad, this is Remy
Are you wondering where I'm at?
I'm lost in the city
The big, French city

Oh yes!
So what is ratatouille
Tomatoes, onions, eggplant--
And of course, zucchini
Don't forget zucchini! (Repeat)

Thank you, Auguste Gasteau!