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Song Parodies -> "I Said, Who Made My Friend Hate Jesus?"

Original Song Title:

"Lift Your Head Up High (and Blow Your Brains Out)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bloodhound Gang

Parody Song Title:

"I Said, Who Made My Friend Hate Jesus?"

Parody Written by:

Ben Schuldt

The Lyrics

For the original song: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/clipserve/B000000OWJ001002/1/002-5444921-6164003
Who made my friend hate Jesus?

Do you sing off melody?
Rob from the treasury?
Is prayer a felony
Not a house-hold remedy?

Do you think you have the right
To seduce an acolyte?
Does science get divinity,
And Jesus gets suspicion?
Do you find contrition
Hindering your mission?
Are you banned from the youth
Because of your diction?
Do you run from sex
Like you would a T-Rex.
Would you give a single parent
A guilt complex?
You might hold your hands in the air
But you don't think that God is there.
Next time you shake my hand and greet me
Your eyes, they really oughta meet me.

Is God dead? Do you think He can't hear you?
His presence will never come near you?
He must consider His creation a zero...
Would you scream for a Greek named Nero?

Faith is a thing that's hard to come by
And it's a shame when it's lost because you're living a lie.
The gift as free as a fluttering butterfly,
Given by the Spirit that raised up this guy...
Nothing here in this life will free us?
Can you say that sin will please us?
Was it stupidity that seized us?

I said, who made my friend hate Jesus?
Who made my friend hate Jesus?
Who made my friend hate Jesus?

Did you buy Lucy's lie, for $19.95?
Are you living large, but not alive?
Your utility bills aren't met,
Yet you publicly pay pew rent.
You might take hypocrisy
As a suitable philosophy.
Does the garbage from the tele
Find its way into your belly?
Could the liberal news
Explain your views?
Do these cultural things
Clip your spiritual wings?
You must not cheat on your wife,
But lust is the beat of your life.
You might be a horny dolt
And start your own orgy cult.
You maybe think that worship's slick,
Because you see the hot church chicks.
You find this church stuff is fine
And that God is good...some of the time.

Faith is a thing that's hard to come by
And it's a shame when it's lost because you don't try.
The gift as free as a fluttering butterfly,
Given by the Spirit that raised up this guy...
Nothing here in this life will free us?
Can you say that sin will please us?
Didju think that no one would see us?

I said, who made my friend hate Jesus?
Who made my friend hate Jesus?
Who made my friend hate Jesus?

Jesus Christ will pop a can
Of judgment out upon this land
All your deeds we will understand
Whether or not they were good or bad.

I hope you take this the right way
And find the truth this very day
Fast forward and let me chipmunk it
Squealing like A, T, and S did.

[rabid holy chipmunk squealing]

Faith is a thing that's hard to come by
And it's a shame when its lost when who you deny...
The gift as free as a fluttering butterfly,
Given by the Spirit that raised up this guy...
Nothing here in this life will free us?
Can you say that sin will please us?
Someday, He'll be back to relieve us...

I said, who made my friend hate Jesus?
Who made my friend hate Jesus?
Who made my friend hate Jesus?

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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David Chrenko - January 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Heard the clip, and REALLY hated it. Your "parody" lyric deserves a better framework than that original song provides - the meter is too fast to digest all that your lyric is communicating. Consider the 5 for "Funny", to also stand for "Inspired". Positively brilliant.
Wise Ol' Owl - January 29, 2004 - Report this comment
You said it all. Good job.
Aaerni - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Is this a song about the Counting Crowes' lead singer Adam Duritz?
Ben Schuldt - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you David and Wise Ol' Owl! I'm not familar with Adam Duritz. So no, it was not directed at him in particular. It's an accumulated list of bad behavior across the board. If it applies, it applies and if it doesn't, it doesn't. I appreciate the feedback.

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