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Song Parodies -> "The TIPS Song"

Original Song Title:

"Your Only Friends Are Make-Believe"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bloodhound Gang

Parody Song Title:

"The TIPS Song"

Parody Written by:

Gazza

The Lyrics

Recently, the Justice Department suggested that utility workers, ship captains, meter readers, and even mail carriers report any suspicious activity to the Government through it's TIPS program (Terrorism Information and Prevention System). If the children's show "Mister Rogers" was still on the air this may be the likely scenario...
Knock, Knock, Mister Rogers
It's Mr. McFeely
I've brought you a letter
Speedy delivery

Well what have you got there...
Is that the Book of Koran?
Don't tell me you're involved
With the Taliban

I could put your a$$ in Leavenworth
But all that depends
On if bin Laden is your new friend

(chorus)
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo doo

Mister Rogers, I think you ought to know better
Mr. McFeely, shut up and give me my letter
I shouldn't even talk to you, don't you understand
Why'd you call the FBI? You're just a f***ing mailman

I could put your a$$ in Leavenworth
But all that depends
On if bin Laden is your new friend

(repeat chorus twice)

I could put your a$$ in Leavenworth
But all that depends
On if bin Laden is your new friend

(repeat chorus)

Bush has got a new plan, to quash Taliban and thus secure our homeland
You quote from Koran, you're put in "the can"
Or you'll be shipped off to Tehran, Iran
Yes Bush is the man, who's got a new plan
To quash Taliban and thus secure our homeland
You quote from Koran, you're put in "the can"
Or you'll be shipped off to Tehran, Iran

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