I took my wallet out It's not that full
I just realized I need some cash now fool
I look at wanted ads and circle lots of jobs
But then I need a resume

And that's about the time I was typing away
Nobody gets stuff without any money
And I still have a lot of unpaid bills
Get a job that's what they say
Now I am a stock boy all right
Paper or plastic?
Paper or plastic?

But get this now I have to walk home
I have no car or a cell phone
And that's not all kids I live in my parents basement
Parents took away allowance

And that's about the time I was waiting for pay
Worse, I am twenty three years old today
And I still show the people which aisle
Do you know if there's a sale
Now I'm a stock boy all right
Paper or plastic?
Paper or plastic?

And that's about the time I am going insane
I hate work it's hard and it's not funny
And this guy opened a yogurt pack hey
All right today is payday
Now I'm a stock boy all right
Paper or plastic?

That's about the time I was spending away
When I get home I will sit down and lay
Going up to kids did you eat this clay?
I hate work but I will stay
This week I work 4 or 5 days
Paper or plastic?
Paper or plastic?

Paper or plastic?