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Song Parodies -> "Ice Cream Man"

Original Song Title:

"Iron Man"

Original Performer:

Black Sabbath

Parody Song Title:

"Ice Cream Man"

Parody Written by:

unowho

The Lyrics

I am Ice Cream Man
Runnin' over fat kidz with my van

If they try to run
I don't really care that makes it fun

If they stop my van
I'll hit them with a frying pan

Everyone loves him
He just doin' his job

I really think
he doin' a good thing

If I miss in first
I'll surely hit them in reverse

But ya know whats alott more fun
Shooting them with a machine gun

Well the time is here
Ice Cream Man killz againnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Itz just somthin i threw together one day at lunch

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 276

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   40
 30
 30
 
 2   21
 9
 9
 
 3   37
 14
 21
 
 4   58
 41
 60
 
 5   120
 182
 156
 

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Phil Alexander - December 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Sick. Funny, but definitely sick :-)
rob - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
HAAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAH classic!
Blah - February 15, 2007 - Report this comment
AWESOME, but add somewhere in there, "When i ring my bell, all the fat kidz run like hell!" That'll make the song rock.
Dylan "WTF?" Baranski - February 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Dude, Iron Man was from the 70's, not the 90's.
crotos - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
its funny, theres one that goes around my schhol though, here it is. i am ice cream man running over fat kids with my van when i ring my bell, all the little fat kids run like hell ROFL!!! thats basically what i said when i 1st heard it.
captain goat - April 05, 2007 - Report this comment
u said it wrong dude
Ace - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment
HAHAHA!!!! Thats FUNNY! I am Ice Cream Man! runnin' over fat kids with my van!!! LOL! It matchs the original song and made me bust out laughing the first time I read them! Though, I think it be funnyer if it had Ice Cream Man drives againnnnn! instead of kills. It be even funnyer!
Hamilton - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
The one sang around boy scout camps goes "I am ice cream man, running over children with my ice cream van." "My music blares round and round, making kids scream and fall to the ground." "I serve frozen rats, covered with sprinkles made of rotting bats." "I am Ice cream man, running over children with my ice cream van."
Titan God - May 11, 2008 - Report this comment
I like it! one in my hood goes "I am ice cream man runnin over kids in my ice cream van! If they look at me funny, I run them over and take their money!"
ice cream master - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment
that wuz pretty good but try to spice it up a little. i have a better one. p.s. i like goldfish <
Stephanie - May 23, 2008 - Report this comment
funny some people in my school used to sing this...
know it all - May 29, 2008 - Report this comment
awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!!!!!!sweet!!!!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!!!!!!
MR.KNOW IT ALL!!! - May 29, 2008 - Report this comment
i thnk tht it should b longer.... and u should add a part tht says "they dont get 2 far cuz i keep a shotgun in my car!" or sumthn...... o and i
Xander - June 17, 2008 - Report this comment
lol i am ice cream man running over fat kids in my van
cows are kool - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
cows are wonderful creatures!!!!!!!!!!!!!
corrina crowder - June 22, 2008 - Report this comment
its awsone lolz
iron man reject - July 25, 2008 - Report this comment
this is awesome
Drew - August 08, 2008 - Report this comment
It says most people gave pacing a 5, how the hell is that? Everyone loves him He just doin' his job I really think he doin' a good thing doesn't sound right.
Tami Bertrand - September 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Sweetness!!! I love this song it is sooooo funny so lol for all u!!! This song has been going around r school so its really funny!!! Peace out!!
Dr Music - September 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Great song. 555 Golden scoops of death! Reminds me of that evil ice cream man from Max Keeble's Big Move. My father used to be an ice cream man though. BTW...I've never told anybody this but i'm a Werejohncandy.
Sinbonic22 - November 09, 2008 - Report this comment
it goes... I am ice cream man running over fat kids with my van when i ring my bell alll the fat kids run like hell thats all i no
Anon - November 18, 2008 - Report this comment
I dont think it relates to the evil ice cream man from Max Keebles Big Move. No one loved that guy.
kmg - November 25, 2008 - Report this comment
at my school it is i am ice cream man runnin over fat kids with my van as they start to run im going to shoot them with my gun not if they run it will be fun u messed it up
aliyah - December 04, 2008 - Report this comment
i made this up, if they want vanilla, what they dont know im a serial killa. if they want a cone, ill send a death threat on their phone! lol dont take it serious.
udot - December 11, 2008 - Report this comment
its i am ice cream man running over children in mah van if i dont hit em first ill run em over in reverse
Samy - December 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Now that's good music right there. Nothing like messed up ice cream men to make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. TAKE THOSE FAT KIDS DOWN A KNOCH YOU FROZEN- TREAT- SERVING HERO!!!!
da most anonymous 1! - December 15, 2008 - Report this comment
two days earler, one kid my school new this, now everyone does
Fat kid - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
I justwanted my ice cream
Lauren and Michelle - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
This is our theme song when we play cops and robers. lauren drives the ice cream van and michelle runs like hell.
kent fuselier - March 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey guys! download the sickest killa track of this you've ever heard! for free right now. go to www.DiireRecords.com and dl the song for free on the front page, drm free.!!!
GET IT RIGHT! - March 12, 2009 - Report this comment
I am the Ice Cream Man! running over fat kids in my van! When I ring my bell, all the little fat kids run like hell! When my music plays all the little fat kids run for days!
Fat kid 2: - March 12, 2009 - Report this comment
*Eats da Ice cream man.*
alalalala - June 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Joonja! Jajoon!
lulu - June 27, 2009 - Report this comment
i am the ice cream running over fat people if i dont succide throw them in back so they could freeze
xxxxLMC7xxxx - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
i have heard, i am the ice cream man runnin over fat kidz in my van, if i dont make them cry i'll put a ciggerette in there eye.
axel - December 30, 2009 - Report this comment
it goes i am ice creame man running over kids with my white van when i ring this bell all the fat kids will run like hell
asiandude - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
awesome
Dee Vower - April 24, 2010 - Report this comment
This song is awesome i dont care what u fat people say about it f*** u u fat bastards
not a fat kid - April 24, 2010 - Report this comment
thats funny
lolssss - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
IF YOU SCRATCH MY TRUCK, ALL I GOTTA SAY IS WHAT THE F*CK!!!!
yadayada - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
I am the afro man, running away from the KU KLUX KLAN!! :D
bombastick - August 03, 2010 - Report this comment
it was kinda funny but all i needed was a f***ING ice cream song for my ice cream parlour
Chris - November 11, 2010 - Report this comment
I am the ice-cream man, running over fat kids in my van. When i ring my bell, all the little fat kids run like hell.
munkeez - December 03, 2010 - Report this comment
i was told it was i am the ice cream man running over kids in my mini van when they hear me ring the bell watch the children run like hell
jhgfghjk - January 21, 2011 - Report this comment
this was dumb
ma5tur ch33f - April 22, 2011 - Report this comment
lololololololololololololololol
Meh - May 27, 2011 - Report this comment
In my school it goes "I am the ice cream man, running over fat kids with my van. When I go to bed, dream about all the fat kids that are dead"
dffdjr - June 11, 2011 - Report this comment
hahahahahahahaha
Fat Kid - June 11, 2011 - Report this comment
I don't give a crap if a kids are fat or not, they are still kids, this parody is a sick piece of sh*t!!! 1 1 1!!!
your motha - March 28, 2012 - Report this comment
when i ring my bell all the little fatties run like hell
BOOMSTICK - May 01, 2012 - Report this comment
IN my school it gos i am the ice creem man runing over fat kids in my van if i dont hit thim ferst i will hit thim in revers. that is it
Askeller8 - August 19, 2014 - Report this comment
In my scout troop we added a verse after the hitten them in reverse part " I am icecream man saving all the chocolate for myself
i dont know - November 18, 2014 - Report this comment
In my school it is: I am the ice cream man, running over fat people with my van, they want ice cream cones, all i gonna give them is broken bones

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