Song Parodies -> Ice Cream Man

Original Song Title:	"Iron Man"
Original Performer:	Black Sabbath

Parody Song Title:	"Ice Cream Man"
Parody Written by:	unowho

I am Ice Cream Man
Runnin' over fat kidz with my van

If they try to run
I don't really care that makes it fun

If they stop my van
I'll hit them with a frying pan

Everyone loves him
He just doin' his job

I really think
he doin' a good thing

If I miss in first
I'll surely hit them in reverse

But ya know whats alott more fun
Shooting them with a machine gun

Well the time is here
Ice Cream Man killz againnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Itz just somthin i threw together one day at lunch

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Phil Alexander - December 21, 2006 - Report this comment

Sick. Funny, but definitely sick :-)

rob - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment

HAAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAH classic!

Blah - February 15, 2007 - Report this comment

AWESOME, but add somewhere in there, "When i ring my bell, all the fat kidz run like hell!" That'll make the song rock.

Dylan "WTF?" Baranski - February 16, 2007 - Report this comment

Dude, Iron Man was from the 70's, not the 90's.

crotos - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment

its funny, theres one that goes around my schhol though, here it is. i am ice cream man running over fat kids with my van when i ring my bell, all the little fat kids run like hell ROFL!!! thats basically what i said when i 1st heard it.

captain goat - April 05, 2007 - Report this comment

u said it wrong dude

Ace - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment

HAHAHA!!!! Thats FUNNY! I am Ice Cream Man! runnin' over fat kids with my van!!! LOL! It matchs the original song and made me bust out laughing the first time I read them! Though, I think it be funnyer if it had Ice Cream Man drives againnnnn! instead of kills. It be even funnyer!

Hamilton - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment

The one sang around boy scout camps goes "I am ice cream man, running over children with my ice cream van." "My music blares round and round, making kids scream and fall to the ground." "I serve frozen rats, covered with sprinkles made of rotting bats." "I am Ice cream man, running over children with my ice cream van."

Titan God - May 11, 2008 - Report this comment

I like it! one in my hood goes "I am ice cream man runnin over kids in my ice cream van! If they look at me funny, I run them over and take their money!"

ice cream master - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment

that wuz pretty good but try to spice it up a little. i have a better one. p.s. i like goldfish <

Stephanie - May 23, 2008 - Report this comment

funny some people in my school used to sing this...

know it all - May 29, 2008 - Report this comment

awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!!!!!!sweet!!!!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!!!!!!

MR.KNOW IT ALL!!! - May 29, 2008 - Report this comment

i thnk tht it should b longer.... and u should add a part tht says "they dont get 2 far cuz i keep a shotgun in my car!" or sumthn...... o and i

Song Parodies -> Ice Cream Man

"Iron Man"

Black Sabbath

"Ice Cream Man"

unowho

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