Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Achy Breaky Song [ V. 2.0 ]"

Original Song Title:

"Achy Breaky Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Ray Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Achy Breaky Song [ V. 2.0 ]"

Parody Written by:

Mike Walker

The Lyrics

Note: Until I receive some retaliation from Malcolm Higgins here at www.amiright.com, I've decided to sidetrack for this parody...This parody is a spin-off to "Weird Al" Yankovic's parody, "Achy Breaky Song". I wrote this one after watching a program last night showcasing the best & worst of 1992. As expected, the #1 worst video of 1992 was... "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus. Anyway, hope you like my version...P.S.: I wrote another parody to "Achy Breaky Heart" at www.whatfreaks.com. Go check it out when it's available...
You can give me SARS
Or hit me with your car
You can squish my body like a toad
Just hit me with your Benz
At one hundred and ten
Then laugh and joke about me on the road

You can break my arms
Or throw me off a barn
You can nail my feet right to the floor
Or you spilt my lips
Using a leather whip
Just don't play "Achy Breaky Heart" no more

Don't play that song
That achy breaky song
I just don't think you understand
And if you play that song
That achy breaky song
I might go out and kill this man... soon

You can tell your ma
That she can break my jaw
She can even hang me from a tree
Or you can tell the *lut
Who's foot can my *uts
She never really liked my parodies

Or you can break my knees
With anything you please
A hammer or a crowbar, that's okay
Or you can hit my face
With your biggest mace
It might be painless compared to Billy Ray

Don't play that song
That achy breaky song
The song that stinks like sardine cans
And if you play that song
That achy breaky song
I might throw up my grilled cheese sand... wich

Don't play that song
That achy breaky song
A migraine's the last thing that I need
And if you play that song
That achy breaky song
It might make both my eardrums bleed... ouch

Don't play that song
That achy breaky song
I'd rather fall from a balcony
And if you play that song
That achy breaky song
I might just write a version 3... eeek

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 9

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   1
 1
 0
 
 4   4
 0
 1
 
 5   4
 7
 7
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
A few pacing problems (missing syllables and awkward stress patterns) here and there; still, this was funny and well-written otherwise. 4-5-5.
Mike Walker - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks. One mistake I ****** overlooked is the line "Or you spilt my lips". It's supposed to read "Or you can split my lips". I tried sending an e-mail, asking if they could remove this parody so I could resend it, but apparently, the person who runs this site likes to neglect such requests...
Scathe - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Somewhere out there, Weird Al sheds a tear of joy. :-)
Jonathan - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
this is the last straw WHY DOES EVERYBODY HATE ACHY BREAKY HEART!!! ARE ME AND MY FAMILY THE ONLY TRUE BILLY RAY CYRUS FANS LEFT AHHHH!!!!!!! "rips hair out"
PinmonkeyJunkie - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
^^ Actually I like Achy Breaky Heart too
Storm the Albatross - April 26, 2019 - Report this comment
Dont fall down and break your arms your achy breaky arms it will trouble all night

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/billyraycyrus9.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1225