You Can Torture Me,
With My Brother And Me,
You Can Air The Underdog Show,
Or You Can Air A Block,
Like A Kids Game Show Block,
Or Any Special Delivery You Know,
Or Air Danger Mouse,
Or Fiften Or Roundhouse,
And You Can Air Welcome Freshmen With Cats,
But Nickelodeon Please,
I'm Begging On My Knees,
I Can't Take No More Of Rugrats,
Don't Air That Nicktoon,
That Sucky Sucky Nicktoon,
The Most Annoying Nicktoon I Know,
And If You Air That Nicktoon
That Yucky Yucky Nicktoon,
I Might Just Turn On HBO, Ooh

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You Can Clear A Room,
By Airing The Star Trek Cartoon,
You Can Air Dennis The Menace Until Dawn,
Or I Could Even See,
16 Cinema And Special Delivery,
Don't Mind A Out Of Control Marathon,
Or Air Ren And Stimpy,
Or Noozles Or Maya The Bee,
Or Air Looney Tunes Noon To 4,
Or Tie Me To A Chair,
And Air Vanity Fair,
But Please Don't Air That Stupid Nicktoon No More,
Don't Air That Nicktoon,
That Sucky Sucky Nicktoon,
You Know I Hate That Nicktoon A Lot,
And If You Air That Nicktoon
That Nauseating Nicktoon,
I Will Just Put On A Movie Channel On The Dot,

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Don't Air That Nicktoon,
That Sucky Sucky Special,
You Know It Drives Me Insane,
Don't Air That Nicktoon,
That Irritating Nicktoon,
I'd Rather Watch Tons Of Movies On A Train,
Don't Air That Nicktoon,
That Sucky Sucky Nicktoon,
The Most Annoying Nicktoon I Know,
And If You Air That Nicktoon
That Yucky Yucky Nicktoon,
I Might Just Turn On HBO, Ooh