-> "Rate My Art"
Original Song Title:
"Achy Breaky Heart" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Rate My Art"
Live a simple life; I am my cousin’s wife
His car’s up on blocks in our front yard
I’m redneck through and through, I must admit that’s true
But that don’t mean I can’t be avant-garde
Thought I’d earn my stripes, like all them arty types
Grab some junk and then I’m good to go
And if I got panache, I could make me some cash
But seems the galleries don’t want to know
Don’t rate my art, my groovy nouveau art
They just keep tellin’ me it’s crap
And they all say my art, it isn’t really art
It’s just dead pigs in bubble wrap… ewww!!
Sculpted in a trance, in just my underpants
I heard other artists do that too
I sketched my hubby’s dong, and grandma in a thong
So tell me what else do I have to do?
I called the Guggenheim, it was a waste of time
They told me ‘We can’t let your kind in there’
Now what you say that for? Is it because I’m poor?
Well that aint strikin’ me as very fair
Won’t rate my art, my one-tree country art
‘Cause I don’t fit in with your crew
If you don’t think it’s art, ‘cause it’s hillbilly art
There’s only one thing I can do… oooooh!!
**(instrumental break - for radical makeover!)**
Y’all rate my art, ‘cause now I look the part
Took el–o-cution lessons too
So I could sound real smart, and not like Simpson Bart
And now you think I’m just like you
Y’all rate my art, my fakey flaky art
‘Cause you all think I’m upper class
‘Til you find out my art, is deeply cheapie art
Then you can go and kiss my ass… wooooo-oo-oooohhhh!!
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