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Song Parodies -> "Big Ol' Smelly Fart"

Original Song Title:

"Achy Breaky Heart"

Original Performer:

Billy Ray Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Big Ol' Smelly Fart"

Parody Written by:

Jim Selleck

The Lyrics

We performed this in the bars around Detroit through the 90's and people kept telling me I should send it to Dr. Dimento or something... but REALLY, its not something I wanted to be known for! Just one night the bass player challenged me to parody the song and gave me the title. I got this ridiculous oversized 20 gallon hat to wear, played guitar and sang. During the chorus the band made these incredibly realistic farting noises into the mics. The rest is music history.... (attributed to unknown recording artist: Billy Ray Virus)
Funny as it seems, I like pork and beans,
I love to sit and eat 'em in the dark.
I'm just a gassy feller, my underwear turns yeller,
when I blow a big ol' smelly fart!

Well, well, well -- let's go to Taco Bell,
and slam down ten burritos, extra hot!
Then it starts to happen, I can feel my butt cheeks flappin',
I hold my nose and give it all I got.

(CHORUS) So if you want my fart, my big ol' smelly fart,
just come a little closer if you can.
But watch out for my fart, my big ol' smelly fart,
It just might blow up and kill the band!

Ev'ry time I get the chance I like to practice flat-chu-lance,
aint nothin' like a good distended bow'l.
And when I'm really rollin' I just blow it out my colon,
women scream and dogs begin to howl.

It's a panic I'm creatin' when my blue jeans start inflatin',
God, I hope nobody lights a match!
The crowd is headin' for the door, guess they can't take it anymore.
I'm alone here with my big ol' smelly fart.

(CHORUS repeats with gas noises...)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 20

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 3   1
 4   3
 5   15

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Jim Selleck - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Holy Toledo! I think this was up for 30 seconds before "the one guy" came by and slammed it 1-1-1. JEEPERS! Does this dude even READ before he rates?? I mean, at least gimme something in the FIRST column for pacing for goodness sake!!
Claude Prez - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow. Maybe it's just me but I thought this was great. I guess no one appreciates a good fart parody anymore. Sad times we live in. Anyway, I'll always think of you as "that fart song guy". Great job; loved the "flat-chu-lance" part especially.
Peregrin - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Me too ! There aren't enough farty songs around! Good job.
weezel - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Its pretty good, except if you try to sing it along with the original song, they dont match at are too many syllabols in one line...... and the chorus isnt one youd want to sing over and over....its kinda you only used that because it could have used some more thought.............but over all, it was funny.
Neal Collins - October 09, 2003 - Report this comment
OK, the subject matter might be silly, but Jim Sellick has crafted this parody just perfect. I am still laughing. I really wish I could have seen Jim and his band perform this piece live. Jim...if you read this, please come to Akron and perform this song at Hilarities.
ParodyLover - October 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh my gosh!!!! That was the funniest parody I have ever read!!!! I am laughing my head off!! That is great! Keep them up!
carlton - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment
v funny lol your song make over is hallries
Raditude - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I've tried to come with a farting parody of achy breaky heart, but yours blows me away (in more ways than one) lmao
Diamond - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
this shit rocks...............
anny - November 22, 2005 - Report this comment
The "I'm just a gassy feller my underwear turns yeller when I blow a big ol' smelly fart" was the part that got me. Good job! LOL
anal - May 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey! That song gave me a fart attack !!! :-)

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