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Song Parodies -> "Lanky Skanky tart (Miley)"

Original Song Title:

"Achey Breaky Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Ray Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Lanky Skanky tart (Miley)"

Parody Written by:

Nita Dunn

The Lyrics

This song was written a few years ago , when Miley was younger . I was told I should put this on the internet but didnt til now. Hope you like it. I do this song in my stand up comedy act.
I have a little girl, I exploit her for the world.
I havent had a hit since '92'.
And she can barely sing, so I make her shake her thing.
And charge em' double since her boobies grew.
I dont mean no harm, to make the men folks warm.
I got her showin' Disney rated tale.
The men are all agape at her adolescent shape.
Their thoughts can git em 20 years in jail.
It dont break my heart, I dress her like a tart.
Since she was a baby its been planned.
That she would show her twat.
Like Paris says "That's Hot."
Each time she does it I get 90 Grand.
Its my business, its my kid.
Hey, where's the highest bid.
We all know teenage sex sells for a fee.
But please dont call her Hannah.
She can deep throat this bananna.
And when her Disney contract's up you'll see.
Dont blame this tart, this lanky , skanky tart.
It ain't her fault that I'm no Tim McGraw.
So dont blame this tart, this Lanky skanky tart.
She's just a gal who's tryin' to please her paw.









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Ausfahrt - August 10, 2011 - Report this comment
yeah she sucks. 5
Patrick - August 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Why does every clean cut, attractive girl want to grow up to be a slut? Does it pay that well?
Michael Pacholek - August 11, 2011 - Report this comment
It does, Patrick -- but it expects repayment in full, and then some.
John G - October 06, 2013 - Report this comment
Glad to see great minds think alike...I was saying "Skanky Lanky Tart" after the VMAs and never even HEARD of your parody!!!!

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