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Song Parodies -> "Grocery Shopping Cart"

Original Song Title:

"Achy Breaky Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Ray Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Grocery Shopping Cart"

Parody Written by:

Zak Randall

The Lyrics

We could buy the whole store
If you buy anymore
We don't need no more chips
Put back that liquorice whip
Return that pizza pie
The cost it is so high
Can't you see my cries
Don't need another bag of fries
We have enough food for your lunch
And I know the cost will be very much
I won't have room in my car
For even one more granola bar

Don't fill my cart
My grocery shopping cart
Just don't think you even care
Don't know why you fill cart
My grocery shopping cart
You must think I'm a millionaire

Can't tell you how I'll feel
If you grab another oatmeal
I'll have to cut my credit card in thirds
If you grab another package of cheese curds
I'll have to put a second mortgage on our home
Just so you can try the new flavored whip foam
I tell you all of these groceries are insane
We have enough to feed everyone in Spain
I know you love to shop
But now it's time to stop
Go head out to the car
I'll push out the six carts we have so far

Don't fill my cart
My grocery shopping cart
Just don't think you even care
Don't know why you fill cart
My grocery shopping cart
You must think I'm a millionaire

Don't fill my cart
My grocery shopping cart
Just don't think you even care
Don't know why you fill cart
My grocery shopping cart
You must think I'm a millionaire

Don't fill my cart
My grocery shopping cart
Just don't think you even care
Don't know why you fill cart
My grocery shopping cart
You must think I'm a millionaire

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