oh you can make me rust
from A.P calculus
or how to give hickies from larry the cable guy
oh you can give me hints
from Kim Kardashian
on how to give a smooch with bright lip gloss
ill just live in a barn
and smell like nasty fall
and ill just never score
i just cant sit
and listen to her tips
on how have incounters with secretaries

dont teach me sex
from achy Tracey cox
it just wont ever help me score
cuz if you teach me sex
from achy Tracey cox
ill be the opposite of a Megan Fox

dont want to end up like
Gabrielle Solis
or teach me bout masculinity
or tell sister sarah
whos hoter than farah
two mules will make some fancy lingerie
or how to get sex nice and clean
from karen carpenters disease
and it makes jesus very happy
smear tara's mouth in dung
and make her give me tounge
i dont care get rid of tracey's book

dont give me tips
from achy tracey cox
it just doesnt make any sense
cause if you read them clear
and practice them you hear
you might end up with betty suarez

whoooaaa


repeat the first chorus

oh dont teach me sex
from achy tracey cox
i just dont think that you can see
even though i wanna block
miss tracey cox
shes still the cheese to my macoroni
whoooa ha ha