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Song Parodies -> "Shaky Snake-y Plane"

Original Song Title:

"Achy Breaky Heart"

Original Performer:

Billy Ray Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Shaky Snake-y Plane"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

Yes, this is inspired by Kristof's recent parody "Billy Ray's Movie Tunes, Vol. 2: Speed." This time, the movie in question is "Snakes on a (profanity optional) Plane."
You can go to hell... for biting Samuel L.
You can burn my clothes when I'm slain
The thing I fear the most... don't wanna be a ghost
These mother(bleeping) snakes upon the plane!

You can tell the snakes... go back onto the plane
I would rather see them in the rain
Go tell the stewardess... the plane is in distress
I hope my cries of terror aren't in vain

I'm on a plane, a mother(bleeping) plane
With lots of rattlesnakes around
And if I jump the plane, the mother(bleeping) plane
We'll die before we reach the ground

[Instrumental break in which Kenan gets bit and then Sam Jackson says his now-famous line: "Enough is enough! I've had it with these mother(bleeping) snakes on the mother(bleeping) plane!"]

Wish I had a way... to make 'em pass away
Oh, it would suck for snakes to bite my leg
The venom in my veins... would make me go insane
I never liked rep-ti-les anyway

Take these snakes off please, I'm begging on my knees
I never wanna die upon a plane
The chorus I sing next... you better hide your kids
My words are gonna be a bit profane

I'm on a plane, a shaky snake-y plane
I saw one cobra and said, "Damn!"
I've had it with these snakes, these mother(bleeping) snakes
They never wanna mess with Sam

[Another instrumental in which Sam employs his profane line again.]

I'm on a plane, a shaky snake-y plane
I hope we soon enough will land
If you don't land this plane, this shaky snake-y plane
The snakes might bite and kill this man

Can't stand this plane, this shaky snake-y plane
I hope we soon enough will land
You better land this plane, this shaky snake-y plane
The snake just bit me on the hand

(Samuel L. Jackson drops to the floor, holding his hand. The music stops abruptly.)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Anonymous - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
It isn't funny anymore, parodies about Snakes On A Plane.
Spoof-man - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
your right it lost somthing!!
The Charnstar - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't care if it's getting old, The Charnstar is still into SOAP, 5-5-5 to the MAX!
Michael Pacholek - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
This has already been done, but SOAP parodies are still in as far as I'm concerned, and any ABH parody is better than the original! And, Chris, don't you wish! That William... SHATNER!... was in! this! MOVIEEEE!!!!
Insane Steve - January 28, 2007 - Report this comment
I like it. 555.

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