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Song Parodies -> "Stake In Quaking Heart"

Original Song Title:

"Achy Breaky Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Ray Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Stake In Quaking Heart"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

A vampire pleads to Buffy...
You can tell the verld about the Gator Girl
You can even show the leprechauns
Or come to Atlantis
Take swimming pool piss
Give map, and cloak, and vand since Harry's blown

I'll sell you mermaid farms
Or take his Lucky Charms
I'll give you Bigfeet
You're searching for
I'll give you constant tips
On stealing pirate ships
So Depp can be done and make no more

But don't stake my heart
No stake in quaking heart
There's just one way to kill me, man
And if you stake my heart
Put stake in quaking heart
It my dry up, and kill this man
Booooooo!!!

I'll make that guy from SAW
Slice legs from rival spa
Or spay three-headed dog
Von't hump your leg
Or let you play a riff
In Monster Mash that hit
Replace that Igor guy who couldn't play

I'm beg of you, so please, you see I'm on my knees
Von't bite your neck, and I'll be on my vey
So vhy must my demise, be in your frame of mind?
I von't be haunting you more anyvey

Just don't nail my heart
No stake in quaking heart
There's just two veys to kill me, man
One is stake in heart
A stake in quaking heart
The next is sun to grill this man
Boooooooooo!!!

Don't nail my heart
No stake in quaking heart
Just please, stop think
And understand
Cause if you stake my heart
A stake in quaking heart
I might bleed blood and kill this man

Don't stake my heart
A stake in quaking heart
Just why must you go kill me man?
Don't put a stake in heart
My aching quaking heart
You anti-vampire killing ma'am
Booooooooo!!!!

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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John Barry - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Bizarrely funny.
alvin rhodes - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
bloody good
TJC - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Great Idea! I especially appreciate the Transylvanian/Scwarzenneger accents!
Red Ant - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I sunk my teeth into this. Well done!
Spaff.com - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
No! Not me Lucky Charms! Heh heh. Way to drive a stake through the mullet.
Dee Range - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Great vamp...I'll stake you to three 5's
The Charnstar - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
NOW THAT WAS GOOD! 5-5-5
Matthias - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
THANK YOU!
Jack Wilson - September 03, 2006 - Report this comment
AWESOME! Just about as great as Achy Breaky Song 555

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