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Song Parodies -> "Sell This Dart To You (aka Mr. Krabs' Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Give My Heart To You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Ray Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Sell This Dart To You (aka Mr. Krabs' Song)"

Parody Written by:

charmander x

The Lyrics

sung in mr. krabs' voice
I sold two teeth I lost in a brawl
I sold a girl who's name I can't recall
I sold a broke cup
I sold the football team
I sold the rights to my midnight dream
I sold a ton

I sold junior college within a year
then I sold a Greyhound for twenty bucks
and then I sold root beer

I got all this money from sellin' all that bread
I got forty honest dollars for sellin' a boss I never met
and I sold that bowl to me sis for the price of twenty-two
so there ain't much left to offer but I'll sell this dart to you

I sold my beard and head of hair
to a very bald corporal with a barbers chair
at Camp LeJeune
I sold uncle sam for a bargain for
Twenty-four bucks not a penny more
I sold my cousin

then I sold a high school friend of mine to paul
then I sold a body shop low price
and then I even sold paul

I got all this money for sellin' all that bread
I got forty honest dollars for sellin' a boss i never met
and I sold that bowl to me sis for the price of twenty-two
so there ain't much left to offer but I'll sell this dart to you

and I sold that bowl to me sis for the price of twenty-two
so there ain't much left to offer but i'll sell this dart to you

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another perfect parody 555

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