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Song Parodies -> "Inky Dinky Part"

Original Song Title:

"Achy Breaky Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Ray Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Inky Dinky Part"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

You can tell your friends
About my contact lens
Describe ev'ry mole on my behind
Say I'm overweight and stout
And my hair is falling out
Even say I'm stupid, I won't mind

Spread rumors I'm low class
And pass a lotta' gas
As lazy as a hippo 'round the house
Say I smell bad from B.O.
That up a lot I throw
And I could win the prize for perfect louse..

But, don';t trash my part
My Inky Dinky Part
Such things are sacred to a man
Oh, please don't spill the beans
About what's in my jeans
Don't divulge it's just a two inch span

You can tattle that I'm gay
Altho' I'm not that way
Inform 'em that I never take a bath
Relate of times, I chose
To wear your pantyhose
And that I am terrible at math

Tell them I pick my nose
Have real bad taste in clothes
Very often mix a brown with black
Say I'm thin as a rail
Have a stubby pony tail
Look like a doberman, seen from the back

Since your diving flip
Off our relationShip
I'm hearin' thru the grapevine, how you gab
But, when you're with the girls
And tradin gossip pearls
Here's one secret, I hope you won't blab..

Please, don't trash my part
My Inky Dinky Part
Such things are sacred to a man
Don't make no retorts
About what's in my shorts
Keep my privates private if you can..

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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Billy Boyd - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL AFW! Excellent. 5's.
Royce Miller - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
It's on par with the original song--and that ain't easy to do.
Rick C - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
A bit short, but well-written....555
AFW - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks,Billy, and Royce, and Rick C...Short, Rick? Billy Ray's version, I referred to on the web was four verses, and repeated the chorus three times with a couple more repeats of last half of chorus...I actually have five verses with just two chorus repeats, and just didn't repeat last half of chorus twice...
Michael Pacholek - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Come on, Royce, it's not that bad. In fact, it's pretty good. Just remember: 2 inches = 5 centimeters! (roughly)
alvin rhodes - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
title of the day...and the parody lived up to the promise...5s
Tim Mayfield - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I suppose it don't matter who she tells, since it's now known to the entire cyberworld, huh? Here's some moot 5's.
Rick D - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny as hell, and even inspired me in an unexpected way.
AFW - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael, Alvin, Tim, and Rick D.
Red Ant - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, as I've heard on comedy routines: "It's not the size of the ship that matters; it's the ability to remain in port until the passengers have disembarked". Good job here AFW.
AFW - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Red Ant...good saying...
PMS - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
That tune is now 555% more bearable thanks to you.
AFW - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, PMS for vote and kind comment
Dee Range - August 04, 2005 - Report this comment
LMAO! Great stuff AFW.
AFW - August 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dee

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