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Song Parodies -> "Achy Fakey Bra"

Original Song Title:

"Achy Breaky Heart"

Original Performer:

Billy Ray Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Achy Fakey Bra"

Parody Written by:

Busty Brasierri

The Lyrics

Released on country radio in Australia in 2005 by permission of author Don Von Tress.
You can tell the world you want to be a girl
You can wear my clothes when I'm not there
You can tell your friends to call you Mary-Ann
And wax yourself of ugly manly hair

You can wear my lace and paint your pretty face
Make construction workers stop and think
You can paint your lips and paint your fingertips
You really look lovely in pink

CH/ But don't wear that bra, that achy fakey bra
I just don't think that it would fit
And if you wear that bra, that busty brassiere
It might go twang and lose a (ooo eee)

You can tell your mum you're a daughter not a son
You can march in the Mardi Gras
You can get a job in a sleazy little club
Or pick up lucky suckers in a bar

Oh you could be a queen in a magazine
You could be the toast of the town
Or you could be a flirt in your mini skirt
You always liked to spread yourself around

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 11

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AFW - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Top job from down under...I like it..
MrMacphisto - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
David Pratter - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
It is kind of funny, but I like Weird Al Yankovic's "Achy Breaky Song" better. It's against my religion to dress up as a woman, I NEVER would put on any feminine clothing - especially a bra! However, I think the song is still creative and worth having on this site. RuPaul Charles would probably like this song!
Garry Farmer - February 18, 2009 - Report this comment
I love the song Achy fakey bra Busty's voiceis fantastic i first heard this song in broome western australia on there country fm station please tell mehow to obtain acopy of this songi have looked every where and can not find it

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