Song Parodies -> The Liver Song
| Original Song Title: | "River of Dreams" |
| Original Performer: | Billy Joel |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Liver Song" |
| Parody Written by: | Major B |
An intern doctor gets stuck with a patient when he has no idea what to do with him
ooooooooooo, aaahhhhhhhhhh, ooooooooooooooooo, aaahhhh
In the middle of the night
He put my patient out to sleep
I cut'em open to find
His damaged liver is reaped
Must have to search now, for something
to fix this big mess but what
Cause the liver is wide
and its too hard to cut
Even though I know the liver is wide
I go ahead and cut, Cause I am just an intern
I really don't what I am doin',
Cause I just started today. Yes it was early this morn
In the middle of the night
He put my patient out to sleep
I discovered a glitch
in his liver so reaped
I've been searching for something
To make this right and not wrong
Something to sew this up
To make his life very long
I don't know why I came to work,
When I never had before and I'm so young and I'm dumb
But i'll be here all the night in this room
Until revive this guy and I'll be finally done
In the middle of the night
He put my patient out to sleep
I don't know what to do
my mind's incomplete
Desprately I search for something
So I can fix this guy know
Cause I'm tired of this junk
about whats not allowed
In the middle of the night
oooooooooooooooooooo
I'm not sure that he'll live after this
God knows I've never been a surgical man
But, who knows maybe I will solve this problem
'Bout this liver that is tearing through this knocked man
In the middle of the night
He put my patient out to sleep
I found something so weird
My patient's liver wasn't reaped
It's supposed to have cuts
That way the blood could flow free
God I am so so happy
I will go home noe and sleep
in the middle of the night
In the middle of the night
He put my patient out to sleep
I cut'em open to find
His damaged liver is reaped
Must have to search now, for something
to fix this big mess but what
Cause the liver is wide
and its too hard to cut
Even though I know the liver is wide
I go ahead and cut, Cause I am just an intern
I really don't what I am doin',
Cause I just started today. Yes it was early this morn
In the middle of the night
He put my patient out to sleep
I discovered a glitch
in his liver so reaped
I've been searching for something
To make this right and not wrong
Something to sew this up
To make his life very long
I don't know why I came to work,
When I never had before and I'm so young and I'm dumb
But i'll be here all the night in this room
Until revive this guy and I'll be finally done
In the middle of the night
He put my patient out to sleep
I don't know what to do
my mind's incomplete
Desprately I search for something
So I can fix this guy know
Cause I'm tired of this junk
about whats not allowed
In the middle of the night
oooooooooooooooooooo
I'm not sure that he'll live after this
God knows I've never been a surgical man
But, who knows maybe I will solve this problem
'Bout this liver that is tearing through this knocked man
In the middle of the night
He put my patient out to sleep
I found something so weird
My patient's liver wasn't reaped
It's supposed to have cuts
That way the blood could flow free
God I am so so happy
I will go home noe and sleep
in the middle of the night
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