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Song Parodies -> "In The Middle Of The Night (the Stalker Song)"

Original Song Title:

"River of Dreams"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"In The Middle Of The Night (the Stalker Song)"

Parody Written by:

Steven Cavanagh

The Lyrics

I creeped myself out.
In the middle of the night (middle of the night)
I go stalking down the street (stalking down the street)
all the way to your place, (go to your place)
watch you when you're asleep. (see you asleep)
And there's a window I climb in, (window I climb in)
cause it's always unlocked. (always unlocked)
And then once I'm inside (I'm inside)
Uh... prepare to be shocked. (guess you'll be shocked)

I eat your food, I give your hallway a slide,
I dress up in your underwear and dance up a storm.
And I'm never in your family's sight,
because I first go around with some chloroform!

In the middle of the night (middle of the night)
I do whatever I please. (do what I please)
First I have all your beer, (mexican beer)
Then I lose your car keys. (where's the damn keys)
Your cable channels are something. (always watch something)
And your remote control? (I got control)
Now it's much more remote, (very remote)
and I scored a field goal. (it scored a goal)

I don't know why I do these things at night
but if I were you, I'd lock all my windows and doors.
Then you should have your toothbrush sterilised,
And get some medical help about the way you snore.

In the middle of the night (middle of the night)
I take pics of you asleep. (when you're asleep)
But I don't hand them around, (they're not around)
I'm not some kinda creep. (not like a creep)
And your computer needs something- (you forgot something)
There's no password defined. (when you're online)
Now what to do? Let me see, (hmm, let me see)
Several things come to mind.
In the middle of the night

You won't be showing your face after this,
Since I posted that you've been delivering spam.
And all the photos of the underage kids
will have the FBI declaring you a wanted man!

In the middle of the night (middle of the night)
While you're snoring and asleep (when you're asleep)
I swap the labels on cans (musical cans)
of your dog food and meat. (mystery meat)
I'll buy chianti tomorrow (get it tomorrow)
and maybe some fava bean (love fava bean)
They'll be used before long, (won't be too long)
with your liver and spleen (see what I mean)
In the middle of the night

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 16

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   14

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Stuart McArthur - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
like the sterilised toothbrush detail - I'm locking my doors - 555
Ashkicksass - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Me too! Great job Steven.
Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Very well-paced and witty...a plus for people who like their humor on the grim side. Fives all round!
Johnny D - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
5's ... kind of goes-along with John Barry's ghoulish parody today!
2nz - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Great work, Steve. Any you reminded me about checking all of my home-made safety measures. You've never seen Home Alone have you? Yeah, me neither. The whole 'door/snore' stanza was my fave.
Sweet Indigo - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm scared.... *hides* Off to spend £555 on a burglar alarm...
Adam Eccleshall - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny... Loved the Lecter reference :-) 5's
Scotty - May 11, 2008 - Report this comment
...tried singing my little girl to sleep with it... :) i love it !

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