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Song Parodies -> "Clean the Drain"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss the Rain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billie Myers

Parody Song Title:

"Clean the Drain"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

This song was my first-ever parody that I made, and it was on the site that crashed before I came here. Enjoy.
Draino,
Can that help me?
Is it getting through the goo?
Draino,
Is there clogged hair?
Are there wads jammed in the pipe?
Are you sure the toilet's broke?
'Cause I'm
Trying to explain
Something's wrong
The flushes don't sound the same
Why don't you
Clean the goo,
Go inside,
Make it right,

Clean the drain.
It needs a good cleaning.
Clean the drain,
This crap is just taking too long.
The faucet drips,
Feels grimey and dirty,
Clean the drain,
And wait for the dawn.
Don't got time,
The plumber's a nice guy,
He works nights,
He's expensive he's just there to clean goo.
Yes, I feel
I can't wait till morning
Clean the drain,
Clean the drain,
Clean the drain.

Plumber,
Do you miss me?
This is my 5th time calling you,
Cause I don't know what to do.
What's new?
Is it better?
Are the drains getting cleared?
'Cause it sounds clogged, but it's something that I fear.
Oh, would it mean anything
Does that goo,
Look like my mom's meatloaf?

Got no time,
For my life,
You use Draino,
Would you go,

Clean the drain,
And I'll pay you 230.
Hope it's clean.
Hope it's clean.
Hope it's clean.
Just for me.

Clean the drain.
It needs a good cleaning.
Clean the drain,
This crap is just taking too long.
The faucet drips,
Feels grimey and dirty,
Clean the drain,
And wait for the dawn.
Don't got time,
The plumber's a nice guy,
He works nights,
He's expensive he's just there to clean goo.
Yes, I feel
I can't wait till morning
Clean the drain,
Clean the drain,
Clean the drain.
Clean the drain.


Ooooooooh
Clean the drain.
Ooooooooh
Clean the drain.

Plumber,
Can you help me?
Can you help me?
Can you help me?

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