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Song Parodies -> "Stilla not a Hindu"

Original Song Title:

"Still not a Playa"

Original Performer:

Big Pun

Parody Song Title:

"Stilla not a Hindu"

Parody Written by:

Giul

The Lyrics

This song was made by me when I was in ninth grade, during english class. My best friend and I used to do these characters, of mid eastern decent. My name was Ishmal Lakrap (I smell like crap) and she was
Myash Ishbigh (My ass is big). Later on, I made many more. There IS strong profanity. PS- This song was created before 9-11
I am not want to be Hindu no more
I am not Hindu I am just pray a lot
'Shmal and Myash still go what you lookin for
Premium, or unleaded
Iran baby, Iran

I am not want to be Hindu no more
I am not Hindu I just pray a lot
'Shmal and Myash still go what you lookin for
Premium, or unleaded
Iran baby, Iran

[Big 'Shmal]
Hey yo I'm still not a Hindu but I sell Endo
Drive your car to the front hah, see you later, I am gone
No gas, Just ass
Drivin fast, in youre IROC Z car , I am burning tar
Full tank, half ass, with a option to steal
Coppin a red Camaro with the free meal
Puffin the L, from 7-11 to Mob-eel
Up in your greel with my kid, named Myash Ishbigh
We go back like I.A.'s and wearin PJ's
Now we are drive-thru, eatin McDs for three days
Who is wanting to ride, it won't cost you a dollar
Whether Slurpee or lighter of course you still gonna Holler
My my, I'm sick huh, I put your bra on my hooters
I am the Dark, you couldn't see me with 6 lighters
Hold up, A LA LA LA, always always Poop
But I am not care, if you about to get shoot

I am not want to be Hindu no more
I am not Hindu I am just pray a lot
'Shmal and Myash still go what you lookin for
Premium, or unleaded
Iran baby, Iran

I am not want to be Hindu no more
I am not Hindu I am just pray a lot
'Shmal and Myash still go what you lookin for
Premium, or unleaded
Iran baby, Iran

[Big 'Shmal]

I could go downstairs, little little brown hairs everywhere
"You nasty 'Shmal!"
I AM NOT CARE
Round here they call me ISHMAL
My dick is this tall
And it is come when you are call

[Myash and Big 'Shmal]
I am fuck these hoes, riding in your IROC Z
Rubbin in their nose, got them screamin GIMME SLURPEE

I am not want to be Hindu no more
I am not Hindu I am just pray a lot
'Shmal and Myash still go what you lookin for
Premium, or unleaded
Iran baby, Iran

I am not want to be Hindu no more
I am not Hindu I am just pray a lot
'Shmal and Myash still go what you lookin for
Premium, or unleaded
Iran baby, Iran

{Myash]
Boricua, morena, boricua, morena (3X)
No more rollin with a fat ass cist
Unless it's 'Shmal and the Terrorist

Ishmal, Ishmal, Big Ishmal
Ishmal... Myash and Big Ishmal

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