-> "Mr. Straitjacket"
Original Song Title:
"Mr. Pinstripe Suit"
Parody Song Title:
"Mr. Straitjacket"
The Lyrics
Well now friends let me warn ya about this crazy guy named Chet
Pure whackjob with insane thoughts in his head
I do believe I heard him say "Oxygen will shrink your nads"
And so be breathes into a big brown paper sack
Yeah!
On most days he is yelling: "Don't you know the Earth is flat?!"
While he plays the flute to ward off huge killer rats
Don't believe he ever will swim because the mermaids made him mad
I swear his mind is charred thinks an eggplant is his dad
Hey Mr. Straitjacket!
Hey Mr. Brain-Is-Bout-To-Blow
Said "Radiation cancer
Comes from those nachos"
Mr. Padded Room
Hey Mr. Thinks-He-Talks-To-Crows
Hear him scream: "I am a hamster!!!"
Naked in the snow
Yeah!
Hey Mr. Straitjacket!
"That's a brain-washing puppet show!!!"
Well, He knows exotic dancers
Are possessed by ghosts
Mr. Padded Room
"Brain eating parasites in dough"
Well, He'll tell you he has antlers
Underneath his fro
Monkeys are mind-reading gangsters
Don't let your thoughts show
Bow to our Ant lord masters
Cause... They're in charge, You know!!!
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