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Song Parodies -> "From A Piss Test"

Original Song Title:

"From A Distance"

Original Performer:

Bett Midler

Parody Song Title:

"From A Piss Test"

Parody Written by:

Douglas W Coulter

The Lyrics

My apologies to Julie Gold who wrote this song
From a piss test they know I smoked some bud and now I've lost my job
from a piss test my mortgage has been forclosed I'm living in a box
from a piss test I am indigent seeking meals from garbage cans
looking sad and worn at your local mall with a cardboard sign I stand

From a piss test the muffins poppy seeds have made me fail my test
from a piss test parole has been revoked they've ordered my arrest
from a piss test I'm in Bubba's cell and he covets my behind
in a concrete room that is eight by ten the future's no longer mine

Its the cup their handing me, their misunderstanding me
and now their branding me with a piss test

Just a little plastic cup, how my life it does disrupt
wish they'ed drink it as they sup its a piss test

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The Comedian - March 02, 2014 - Report this comment
Very funny!

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