One more burger in this town.
Don't eat a thing, we'll get you something
at Ground Round.
One more burger in this town.
To work off the weight, I'll hit the park and
jog around.

Saturday night, we eat out.
Check out the calorie count.
Come alive to see a moo cow's end.

Pay the bill as you go out.
FDA says without a doubt
at 6 pm, you're coming back again

for one more burger in this town.
Sizzling beef makes a very
lovely sound.
One more burger in this town.
Don't worry, I think a decent burger
will be found.

MacDonalds! MacDonalds!
Let's go and eat at the mall.
MacDonalds! MacDonalds!
I'll take some french fries.
I'll take some fries after all.

I'll take some fries after all.
I'll take some fries after all.

MacDonalds!
I'd like some french fries!

Saturday night, at Burger King.
You catch when I start eating.
See a burger coming to my head.

Criticize my gluttony.
"This burger's got 400 calories!"
Hear me laugh. "That don't mean (BURP) to me!"

One more burger.
One more burger.
One more burger in this town.
In this town.
Yeah!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!