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Song Parodies -> "(We'll Make Money on) a place called Earth"

Original Song Title:

"Heaven is a Place on Earth"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Belinda Carlisle

Parody Song Title:

"(We'll Make Money on) a place called Earth"

Parody Written by:

CryHavoc

The Lyrics

I was thinking about Napster for a moment and how it eventually turned the file sharing concept on its ear. Napster may now be legit but it spawned the P2P movement. To think, it was the greedy Record Execs that caused this to happen...
To the record execs fans are afterbirth!
We'll make money on this place called earth
We'll take the suckers for all their net worth
Profligate greed will rule this earth
We'll make money on this place called earth

When the CDs came
Back in '85; it gave us new life
And we knew no shame when we
jacked up the price.. not very nice...

A CD now cost you twenty five..
for one good song that sure wasn't fair
but now the Napster calls to me...
And they now are the ones with whom I'll share..

Our looks of disgust sure aren't mirth!
While you make money on this place called earth
Your business vision sure as hell is cursed
Your filthy greed will rule this earth
Yeah, your avarice will ruin this earth!

Then you complained, you said that our
theft left you bereft!
But you are insane, your
business plan damned all the fans!

You stomped on Napster in the end
but they set a useful trend!
peer 2 peer is now everywhere!
Tell me now, aere you finally scared?

We'll retaliate against the stealers of worth!
An end to averice on this place called earth.
Witness the revenge of afterbirth!
You'll lose money on this place called earth
We have justice on this place called earth

Record execs. we're just beginning
To utilize peer 2 peer giving
I was worried about you before
But I'm not worried anymore

We were treated like afterbirth!
While they made money on this place called earth
In the record business greed comes first
So we'll take over on this place on earth
We'll make money on this place called earth
We'll make money on this place called earth
We'll make money on this place called earth
We'll make money on this place called earth
We'll make money on this place called earth

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Joe - February 13, 2017 - Report this comment
I've never found this place Heaven on earth, but hell is Camden, NJ!
Patrick - February 13, 2017 - Report this comment
If artists can't make money, will they go on making songs?

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