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Song Parodies -> "Luger"
Original Song Title:
"Loser"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Beck
Parody Song Title:
"Luger"
Parody Written by:
Crazy Carl Barlen
The Lyrics
A hilarious parody about the luger who died while practicing for his first ever participation in the 2010 Olympic winter games. You know the saying, once a luger, always a luger. I know it's just a verse and a chorus, which may seam like I'm being lazy, but really it's a way ti symbolize how incredibly short his life was.
I’m Nodar Kumaritashvili
Got a sled in my hand, I'm off to Vancouver city
It’s my first winter games, my dad and uncle told me
“We were lugers once, so I guess you gotta be”
Ever heard of luge? Well, it’s pretty simple.
NASCAR kinda with a Georgian behind the control
Practice in Georgia with incredible speed
Race around a circle with an mph of 83
Now, I’m only twenty-two, but I’m sure there’s no way
That playing this deadly sport will end in me being maimed
Gotta breathe, concentrate on the dream
Lose concentration for a second you’ll end up on the concrete
In the track on my back, I lose my footing
Got past the 15th turn, so here comes #16
(Oh… sh**)
Oh, my god here I go, I'm a luger baby but it might just kill me
(I think I left the stove on)
Oh, no I hit a poll, I'm a luger baby but I think it just killed me
Oh, my god here I go, I'm a luger baby so why don't you kill me
(Turn 16? Peace of cake)
Oh, no the wall is broke, I'm a luger baby but I think it killed me
Got a sled in my hand, I'm off to Vancouver city
It’s my first winter games, my dad and uncle told me
“We were lugers once, so I guess you gotta be”
Ever heard of luge? Well, it’s pretty simple.
NASCAR kinda with a Georgian behind the control
Practice in Georgia with incredible speed
Race around a circle with an mph of 83
Now, I’m only twenty-two, but I’m sure there’s no way
That playing this deadly sport will end in me being maimed
Gotta breathe, concentrate on the dream
Lose concentration for a second you’ll end up on the concrete
In the track on my back, I lose my footing
Got past the 15th turn, so here comes #16
(Oh… sh**)
Oh, my god here I go, I'm a luger baby but it might just kill me
(I think I left the stove on)
Oh, no I hit a poll, I'm a luger baby but I think it just killed me
Oh, my god here I go, I'm a luger baby so why don't you kill me
(Turn 16? Peace of cake)
Oh, no the wall is broke, I'm a luger baby but I think it killed me
A recorded version will be on my upcoming parody album: Funny Songs about 9/11 and Other Stuff, stay tuned!
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To be fair, I'm not going to vote.
But that's in poor taste and no...just no.
But that's in poor taste and no...just no.
I thought this was going to be about the gun called a Luger (rhymes with Kruger), but it's about the dude who died at the Olympics. As said above, in poor taste, and even without knowing what the parodies are like, the rest of the album mentioned in the footnotes seems to be much the same. 4-1-1.
I thought it was pretty lulzy, but the pacing seemed weird... Nice work either way!
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