Rayman
Sung to “Gaston”

Murfy: Folks, let me tell you ‘bout good old Rayman
My best friend for most of my life
Everyone wants to be just like Rayman
In his quest to end all of strife
He’s fought monsters and pirates and rabbits galore
Without ever breaking a sweat
No matter what happens he’ll be back for more
And that much, I tell you, you can bet

No one’s slick like Rayman
Pulls a trick like Rayman
No one gets rids of baddies so quick like Rayman
For there’s no guy around quite as clever
One punch and his enemy’s gone
He’s tougher than he has been ever
Ask around and you’d hear just what team we’d be on

Globox: No one’s been like Rayman
No one wins like Rayman
No one’s faced danger wearing a grin like Rayman
Murfy: As a hero, yes, he’s intimidating
Both: Boy, what a guy, that Rayman!
Give twenty hurrahs
Give nine hip-hips
Murfy: Rayman is the best
And the rest are all drips

Chorus: No one fights like Rayman
Fixes blights like Rayman
Murfy: No one’s ever stood under the light like Rayman
Globox: Cuz there’s no one else helpful or cheerful
Murfy: As you see, he has kindness to spare
Globox: No bit of him’s timid or fearful
Murfy: He fights for his friends because deeply he cares

Chorus: No one swings like Rayman
Or pain brings like Rayman
Murfy: It’s well known that nobody sings like Rayman
Globox: He can croon as good as an opera singer
Chorus: 10 points for Rayman

Murfy: Without arms or legs he can juggle with ease
And never let anything drop
Globox: His punches and kicks go as long as he’ll please
And they’re perfect for helping him make evil stop

Chorus: No one’s brave like Rayman
No one saves like Rayman
Globox: No one ventures inside a dark cave like Rayman
Murfy: He’s the perfect model for young and old folk
Chorus: My, what a guy
RAYMAN!!