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Song Parodies -> "Be Out West"
Original Song Title:
"Be Our Guest"
Original Performer:
Beauty And The Beast Soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"Be Out West"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Be out west!
Be out west!
Horace Greeley said it best
Saddle up that old Mustang, my friend,
Your yen will do the rest
Wheels will steer
Take you clear
To the great western frontier
Pack your ponchos
And some conchos,
Grab an extra snack of nachos
Aim your dreams..
At the sun,
For adventure and for fun
You will feel a brand new beating in your chest
Set GPS, Pacific..
Life there is terrific
Be out west!
Si, out west!
Be out west!
Hit the road,
Leave today
You'll just love it in L.A.
Malibu waves wave to you,
And string bikini babes all play
Change of scene..
May seem strange
But you'll thank God for the change
Sunny weather's one good reason
There it's always summer season
Life's a ball..
Magic clicks
Time to break out of the sticks
Like a yoyo, be more swingy..
Add more zest..
Come on and move your butt
Strut out of your old rut
And Be out west,
Be out west
If the world has got you stressed
Be out west!
Be out west!
Flee out west!
Out where souls are unpossessed
Chase away the winter gray
It's your May day, so take the test
Sift the sand, swim the sea,
You'll say Cali is for me
That big belly'll get thinner,
High activity's the winner
If protest is your tenure, join the rest
Be out west!
Be out west!
Be out west!
You'll get yes'd..
In your nest
Softly pleas-ured and carressed
In hot tubs you'll feel smooth rubs
Be offered love by ones undressed
You will live.
High and slick,
Like those sheiks of Arabic
Do big business in Burbank,
Cash deposited in your bank
Land of milk..
And Hon-eez,
Golden opportunities
That's your ship that's coming in there, on the crest
With cargo shining gold,
Your fortune to behold
Plus inter-est..
You've found your quest,
It's your quest,
It's your quest
Be out west! Ski out west! Be out west!
When life's stretched elastic,
California fits fantastic
Tell your boss, your job, to toss and paint you gone
You can bet your venture will be fruitful
Trees with orange and grapefruit growing on
Hang with Ed in Fresno
Or Aunt Gladys if he says no
Call your cousin Sid, should flop bids still be messed
Soon you'll have your own contented castle
knight in shining armor,
No more broke Missouri farmer
All depressed..
Second guessed,
With some fat wife named Celeste
You'll be dancing with a new chick every night
Real tightly pressed
Flash your smile..
Show your charm
They'll be fighting for your arm
So, before the age of pension
Or obituary mention,
Drive the miles,
Curved and straight,
Till you reach that Golden state
Why be anywhere but there where you'll be blessed?
Now lock your "Stay-put lever",
'Cause you will forever
Be out west!
Be out west!
Be out west!
Be..way..out..west!
Be out west!
Be out west!
Horace Greeley said it best
Saddle up that old Mustang, my friend,
Your yen will do the rest
Wheels will steer
Take you clear
To the great western frontier
Pack your ponchos
And some conchos,
Grab an extra snack of nachos
Aim your dreams..
At the sun,
For adventure and for fun
You will feel a brand new beating in your chest
Set GPS, Pacific..
Life there is terrific
Be out west!
Si, out west!
Be out west!
Hit the road,
Leave today
You'll just love it in L.A.
Malibu waves wave to you,
And string bikini babes all play
Change of scene..
May seem strange
But you'll thank God for the change
Sunny weather's one good reason
There it's always summer season
Life's a ball..
Magic clicks
Time to break out of the sticks
Like a yoyo, be more swingy..
Add more zest..
Come on and move your butt
Strut out of your old rut
And Be out west,
Be out west
If the world has got you stressed
Be out west!
Be out west!
Flee out west!
Out where souls are unpossessed
Chase away the winter gray
It's your May day, so take the test
Sift the sand, swim the sea,
You'll say Cali is for me
That big belly'll get thinner,
High activity's the winner
If protest is your tenure, join the rest
Be out west!
Be out west!
Be out west!
You'll get yes'd..
In your nest
Softly pleas-ured and carressed
In hot tubs you'll feel smooth rubs
Be offered love by ones undressed
You will live.
High and slick,
Like those sheiks of Arabic
Do big business in Burbank,
Cash deposited in your bank
Land of milk..
And Hon-eez,
Golden opportunities
That's your ship that's coming in there, on the crest
It's cargo shining gold,
Your fortune to behold
Plus inter-est..
You've found your quest,
It's your quest,
It's your quest
Be out west! Ski out west! Be out west!
When life's stretched elastic,
California fits fantastic
Tell your boss, your job, to toss and paint you gone
You can bet your venture will be fruitful
Trees with orange and grapefruit growing on
Hang with Ed in Fresno
Or Aunt Gladys if he says no
Call your cousin Sid, should flop bids still be messed
Soon you'll have your own contented castle
knight in shining armor,
No more broke Missouri farmer
All depressed..
Second guessed,
With some fat wife named Celeste
You'll be dancing with a new chick every night
Real tightly pressed
Flash your smile..
Show your charm
They'll be fighting for your arm
So, before the age of pension
Or obituary mention,
Drive the miles,
Curved and straight,
Till you reach that Golden state
Why be anywhere but there where you'll be blessed?
Now lock your "Stay-put lever",
'Cause you will forever
Be out west!
Be out west!
Be out west!
Be..way..out..west!
Be out west!
Horace Greeley said it best
Saddle up that old Mustang, my friend,
Your yen will do the rest
Wheels will steer
Take you clear
To the great western frontier
Pack your ponchos
And some conchos,
Grab an extra snack of nachos
Aim your dreams..
At the sun,
For adventure and for fun
You will feel a brand new beating in your chest
Set GPS, Pacific..
Life there is terrific
Be out west!
Si, out west!
Be out west!
Hit the road,
Leave today
You'll just love it in L.A.
Malibu waves wave to you,
And string bikini babes all play
Change of scene..
May seem strange
But you'll thank God for the change
Sunny weather's one good reason
There it's always summer season
Life's a ball..
Magic clicks
Time to break out of the sticks
Like a yoyo, be more swingy..
Add more zest..
Come on and move your butt
Strut out of your old rut
And Be out west,
Be out west
If the world has got you stressed
Be out west!
Be out west!
Flee out west!
Out where souls are unpossessed
Chase away the winter gray
It's your May day, so take the test
Sift the sand, swim the sea,
You'll say Cali is for me
That big belly'll get thinner,
High activity's the winner
If protest is your tenure, join the rest
Be out west!
Be out west!
Be out west!
You'll get yes'd..
In your nest
Softly pleas-ured and carressed
In hot tubs you'll feel smooth rubs
Be offered love by ones undressed
You will live.
High and slick,
Like those sheiks of Arabic
Do big business in Burbank,
Cash deposited in your bank
Land of milk..
And Hon-eez,
Golden opportunities
That's your ship that's coming in there, on the crest
With cargo shining gold,
Your fortune to behold
Plus inter-est..
You've found your quest,
It's your quest,
It's your quest
Be out west! Ski out west! Be out west!
When life's stretched elastic,
California fits fantastic
Tell your boss, your job, to toss and paint you gone
You can bet your venture will be fruitful
Trees with orange and grapefruit growing on
Hang with Ed in Fresno
Or Aunt Gladys if he says no
Call your cousin Sid, should flop bids still be messed
Soon you'll have your own contented castle
knight in shining armor,
No more broke Missouri farmer
All depressed..
Second guessed,
With some fat wife named Celeste
You'll be dancing with a new chick every night
Real tightly pressed
Flash your smile..
Show your charm
They'll be fighting for your arm
So, before the age of pension
Or obituary mention,
Drive the miles,
Curved and straight,
Till you reach that Golden state
Why be anywhere but there where you'll be blessed?
Now lock your "Stay-put lever",
'Cause you will forever
Be out west!
Be out west!
Be out west!
Be..way..out..west!
Be out west!
Be out west!
Horace Greeley said it best
Saddle up that old Mustang, my friend,
Your yen will do the rest
Wheels will steer
Take you clear
To the great western frontier
Pack your ponchos
And some conchos,
Grab an extra snack of nachos
Aim your dreams..
At the sun,
For adventure and for fun
You will feel a brand new beating in your chest
Set GPS, Pacific..
Life there is terrific
Be out west!
Si, out west!
Be out west!
Hit the road,
Leave today
You'll just love it in L.A.
Malibu waves wave to you,
And string bikini babes all play
Change of scene..
May seem strange
But you'll thank God for the change
Sunny weather's one good reason
There it's always summer season
Life's a ball..
Magic clicks
Time to break out of the sticks
Like a yoyo, be more swingy..
Add more zest..
Come on and move your butt
Strut out of your old rut
And Be out west,
Be out west
If the world has got you stressed
Be out west!
Be out west!
Flee out west!
Out where souls are unpossessed
Chase away the winter gray
It's your May day, so take the test
Sift the sand, swim the sea,
You'll say Cali is for me
That big belly'll get thinner,
High activity's the winner
If protest is your tenure, join the rest
Be out west!
Be out west!
Be out west!
You'll get yes'd..
In your nest
Softly pleas-ured and carressed
In hot tubs you'll feel smooth rubs
Be offered love by ones undressed
You will live.
High and slick,
Like those sheiks of Arabic
Do big business in Burbank,
Cash deposited in your bank
Land of milk..
And Hon-eez,
Golden opportunities
That's your ship that's coming in there, on the crest
It's cargo shining gold,
Your fortune to behold
Plus inter-est..
You've found your quest,
It's your quest,
It's your quest
Be out west! Ski out west! Be out west!
When life's stretched elastic,
California fits fantastic
Tell your boss, your job, to toss and paint you gone
You can bet your venture will be fruitful
Trees with orange and grapefruit growing on
Hang with Ed in Fresno
Or Aunt Gladys if he says no
Call your cousin Sid, should flop bids still be messed
Soon you'll have your own contented castle
knight in shining armor,
No more broke Missouri farmer
All depressed..
Second guessed,
With some fat wife named Celeste
You'll be dancing with a new chick every night
Real tightly pressed
Flash your smile..
Show your charm
They'll be fighting for your arm
So, before the age of pension
Or obituary mention,
Drive the miles,
Curved and straight,
Till you reach that Golden state
Why be anywhere but there where you'll be blessed?
Now lock your "Stay-put lever",
'Cause you will forever
Be out west!
Be out west!
Be out west!
Be..way..out..west!
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AFW - My first read of the day...and it was the right choice. TWO (2) Be Our Guest takes in as many days! Splendid job here. What I thought was a shift in the Earth's magnetic field was actually a mighty surge in your creative powers. Thanks again! ;D
WOW, was that wonderful! You make one big compelling (Big 7) argument, and it is tempting, but I love my east coast. I do love this parody as well, all 555 miles of descriptive pleasures!
Would you know..something doubled up...I only submitted one copy...I'll have to ask Chuckie to delete it, and submit again...thanks, guys
The other I cited was Bea Was Best. ;D
OMR...no, I meant "Be Out West", here is doubled, not my intention. It should end at the first last line...which is, "Be - way - out - west"
Either caused by my copy and paste, or during Chuckie's entry...Well, I'll let it ride for the week end...then E-mail and see if I can re-submit it on Monday.
West is Best, Sir L'Air de Farce, Mighty Duke 0Edge ! . . ..Chaps a swayin' . . .
Two takes in two days on this titanic tune! But I wouldn't recommend CA to anyone these days. This place is f**ked up.
Thanks, LCC...I'd sure like to be out there now. It's five above here, with snow and below 0 windchill....and thanks, John...may be, but read above.
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