-> "Get Some Rest"
Original Song Title:
"Be Our Guest"
Parody Song Title:
"Get Some Rest"
My dearest tired friend...it is with the utmost pride and sincerest pleasure that we welcome you to bed time. And now, we invite you to relax and unwind as the bedroom proudly presents...your good night's sleep.
Get some rest! Get some rest,
Eight full hours of the best.
Take your comfy sheets and blankets
And pull them up to you chest.
Settle in - find your spot -
Where it's not too cold or hot.
If you're freezing or you're burning
You'll be tossing - you'll be turning.
Your bad day - now is through,
And you know what you should do:
Off to slumberland - with sleep you'll soon be blessed!
And you will dream - in new ways
So put on your P.J.s
Get some rest! 'Though your stressed, get some rest!
Need some help - to relax?
Have one of your fav'rite snacks!
Some warm milk - stuff of that ilk -
Will be quite helpful to the max.
Something soft - something sweet -
A nice cookie can't be beat.
It will be gently digesting
While your tummy will be resting.
Some co-coa - is O.K.
It will help you on your way.
It's a sleep aid that will always pass the test.
Just have a bedtime sip
And off to sleep you'll slip,
And get some rest -
You're depresed? Then engage in a "snore-fest!"
Get some rest! Don't be messed! Get some rest!
Life is full of weeping
For a bed when you're not sleeping.
Pillows dread - when there's no head - that's dozing there.
All day long we stand by uncomplaining,
Waiting for the night time which we share.
Bedtime is so boring
When nobody here is snoring
Placid restful sleep - in night light's gentle glow.
Each ev'ning it's the scene that we're craving.
Your day - was unnerving,
Now we're here and glad serving!
Get some rest! Get some rest!
Time for you to get undressed.
Hang your clothes across the chair
And you won't have to get them pressed.
Carefully - put your shoes
In the safest place you choose -
Into darkness you'll be slipping,
We don't want to have you tripping.
Feel the sheets - touch the bed!
It's so soft beneath your head.
It's as cozy as a baby birdie's nest.
You're gonna be all right - so just say "Nighty Night!"
So get some rest! (Get some rest!)
You're the best! (You're the best!)
Get some rest! Get some rest!
Sandman's coming from the west!
There's no dustmites - there's no bedbugs -
Not a single lousy pest!
Still awake? Just can't sleep?
You might want to count the sheep!
Oh your dreams will be entrancing
As the sugar plums are dancing!
No more noise - no more talk -
Just the ticking of the clock,
And in just a moment you'll be decompressed!
A lullaby we're singing - as nice dreams we're bringing!
Get some rest! A dream-fest! Sleep with zest!
Please get some rest!
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