Be a 'guest', be a 'guest' -- get that griping off your chest!
(When you want to air a grievance, anonymity is best!)
Fake a name to retort (maybe 'Mrs. Duppensport'?)
Life is not a dress rehearsal -- step right up, be controversial!
"I've been One'd!"
"I hate poop!"
"That thread's gone? Hey, what's the scoop?"
Launch a dialogue (or diatribe) with zest!
If you feel justified (yet need to run and hide)
Then be a 'guest', be a 'guest', be a 'guest'!

Be a 'guest', be a 'guest' (it's okay, you're not a pest --
After all, why should you stand behind a post of pure protest?)
You can rage, you can vent to your feeble heart's extent!
Blast your bluster til you're blue-faced (then switch back and be a two-face!)
"Chuck, this parodist sucks!"
"Can't leave comments? What the...?"
Thoughts profound as these deserve be expressed!
But if you speak as 'you', you might see 2-2-2s
So be a 'guest', be a 'guest', be a 'guest'!

If you want to grumble and start up a cyber-rumble
But you fear your popularity will dive,
Jeopardizing all your future ratings, minimizing future 5-5-5s,
Log out from your profile -- you'll have freedom to be hostile,
And you'll find your animosity can thrive!
Yet when posters view your profile postings,
They'll still think you're great (though you're that nasty 'guest' they hate), so

Be a 'guest' be a 'guest', be the one that folks detest
Be the wussiest of p***ies, in the North, South, East or West
Don't stand up for your views! (What would others think of you?)
No, just cower like a coward (if it makes you feel empowered!)
God forbid you're not liked by each Peter, Dick or Mike,
For to lose a 'fan' would cause you too much stress!
So if you have the itch, to gripe or moan or b****
There is no need to suppress all the things you want expressed!
Be a 'guest' be a 'guest', be a 'guest'!