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Song Parodies -> "She's Possessed"

Original Song Title:

"Be Our Guest"

Original Performer:

Beauty and the Beast

Parody Song Title:

"She's Possessed"

Parody Written by:

Bob O'Mara

The Lyrics

This is a parody about The Exorcist, one heck of a good film. Chris is the mother, Regan is the possessed daughter, Father Karras is the priest and Father Merrin is the Exorcist. By the way, the events in my parody are not in the same order of that in the movie. Just FYI.
::Chris::

She's possessed. She's possessed.
Held my hand up to my chest.
Urinated in the livingroom in front of all our guests.

Locked her up in her room.
Why, she's ailing I presume.
When I took her to the doctor,
her reaction is what shocked her.

She would squirm, she would shout.
She would cuss the doctor out.
Then the doctor said he thinks this girl is stressed.

Give her this pill to relax.
And she how she reacts.
She's possessed.
She's possessed.
She's possessed.

Ouiji board she has played.
She was always unafraid.
Now the demon chose to be in little Regan, and it stayed.

I woke up. She was scared.
My unmoving bed we shared.
The excuse that she was making
was that her own bed was shaking.

Later on, she would scream.
Bloody mess to the extreme.
Then she turned her head around, I must attest.

I'm getting sick of this.
Where is the exorcist?
Cause she's possessed
(I suggest you find me the very best)
She's possessed.
She's possessed.
She's possessed.

::Father Karris::

I have been observing.
And your daughter's not deserving
of a ghoul within her soul and in her head.
But when I had tried a conversation.
She threw up all over me, instead.

When she started speaking,
it was Latin I was seeking.
But her sentences were English in reverse.
At first, I did not think I could do this.
Screw my skepticism.
Let's begin the exorcism!

::Chris::

She's possessed. She's possessed.
Quite alive, but now distressed.
This here priest will get the beast
out of her mind at my request.

::Father Karris::

Now I think I will ask
for some help with this here task.
But to choose, I must be willful.
Father Merrin! He is skillful!

::Father Merrin::

I am here. Cut the chat.
Heaven's sakes, where is she at?
I must start my evil exorcizing quest.

We've got a lot to do.
Now it's just me and you.
So let's get dressed. (She's possessed)
And be blessed. (She's possessed)

::Father Karris::

She's possessed. She's possessed.
Time to put her soul at rest.
Father Merrin sprinkled Holy H2O right on her chest.

We were scorned and maligned.
But we didn't pay no mind.
From the Bible we were quoting
when the girl started floating.

With remorse I must state
Father M. has met his fate.
Now it's up to me to do what I detest.

Tonight there's no denying
that I'll end up dying.

::Chris::

She was stressed.
Then possessed.
She progressed.
Now, I'm impressed.

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EmiLoca - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
This was very well done, Bob! Whenever I'm forced to watch that film, I'll just think of your parody...and other various happy thoughts...
Johnny D - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
THE POWER OF FIVES REWARDS YOU!
THE POWER OF FIVES REWARDS YOU!
THE POWER OF FIVES REWARDS YOU!
Bob O'Mara - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL. That's awesome! I actually tried hard to get those lines "The power of Christ compel's you!" into my parody, but couldn't get it anywhere!
Lee Yo Jay-Z (dah shizzle) - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Yo, dat's hype, yo! I ain't never seen the movie, but I wanna check dat shiznit out now, yo, fo' real. 'Demon'/'be in'/'Regan' is a hype trifecta, yo. Dat shiddiz phat, phat, phat!
eciloP thguohT ehT - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Up until now,I thought Richard Pryor had the funniest take on this movie...555!
Anastasia Beaverhausen - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
i am not catholic, but i thought this was pretty funny. and it was so close on the pacing!

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