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Song Parodies -> "Chewbacca Has Fleas"

Original Song Title:

"Beauty and the Beast"

Original Performer:

Beauty and the Beast

Parody Song Title:

"Chewbacca Has Fleas"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Song 4 of my "Disney Wars" collection. You can join in on the fun too! Check out this link to join: http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=47314.0
Han’s partner in crime
In co-pilot’s seat
Swear he didn’t cleanse
Time now Chewy spends
Growling angrily

This huge hairy ape
Looks like a Yeti
Little bugs ensnared
Jumping through his hair
Chewbacca has fleas

This Wookie is tame
But that’s been revised
You will hear his roar
Bashing through a door
Till that itch subsides

Flying through the skies
There in the Falcon
Not as bad as mange
Yet he’s acting strange
Needs powered talcum

This guy weighs a ton
Watch out when he freaks
Go and spend your dimes
On flea shampoo slime
Chewbacca has fleas

Once acted sublime
Now up walls he climbs
Chewbacca has fleas

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Rob Arndt - November 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Love your idea- 555! I am a diehard SW fan but have not jumped on the bandwagon yet b/c I also have my own SW trilogy of books that were ordered down off the Internet. Now that Disney has taken over I wonder if I can again get a sponsor and re-send my designed covers and get the books back up by chapter. My trilogy uses the original Lucas name for the series "The Journal of the Whills" and the books are: "Pathway to Light", "Darkest Fury", and "Jedi Last Stand". Each book runs around 660 pages each! Yeah, I took the online fan fiction to the extreme and wrote new novels that are Pre-25,000 BBY BEFORE the Old Republic to the origins and developed my own books with original origins for the light sabers, the Sith and Whills as peoples between two opposing Rims, the origin of the word Jedi (actually an acronym), the home planets, and all weapons, vehicles, starships, aliens, and worlds. My SW is rated light-R and has realistic violence, some light sexuality, real love, and real spirituality. I had a good size following until the books were taken down. By law I can only print ONE copy of each book and cannot distribute them even for non-profit private viewing. They remain back on my HD. If I did the first book by chapters I would need 30 songs and from the same artist preferred- Gaga! A massive undertaking!
glen s - November 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Another great entry. Well done Matt. Lots of great lines and starwars goodness
brightCAP - February 06, 2013 - Report this comment
I like the Disney Wars concept! This is a valiant entry. My favorite line: Little bugs ensnared, Jumping through his hair
Max Power - February 06, 2013 - Report this comment
So Chewie is now Itchy? Or was it Scratchy?
Agrimorfee - February 08, 2013 - Report this comment
Get him a Hartz 3 In 1 Collar, size 555:
bobpiecheese - February 14, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) I guess this would explain why he rips Stormtroopers' arms off in the Lego Star Wars games. Great concept, well executed, 555!
Max Power - February 14, 2013 - Report this comment
He does need a back scratcher.
Blaydeman - February 17, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) Great idea! Love the OS, I just really enjoyed this one all around. Another solid parody in your impressive catalog.
Abbott Skelding - February 18, 2013 - Report this comment
I love your Star Wars/Disney songs series that you're doing...sadly, this is one of my least favorite Disney songs. But I'm really happy with the pacing and rhyming with the OS and I really liked the Falcon/talcum rhyme. Nice work as always.

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