Song Parodies -> Eat the Rest (The Fear Factor Song)
| Original Song Title: | "Be Our Guest" |
| Original Performer: | Beauty and the Beast |
| Parody Song Title: | "Eat the Rest (The Fear Factor Song)" |
| Parody Written by: | EmiLoca |
Obviously, a song about Fear Factor and it's high-quality entertainment value. If the pacing isn't perfect-sounding, I used the lyrics of the Broadway production, which may have had some overlapping lines here and there. Thanks for bearing with me.
[Joe Rogan]:
Eat...the...rest! Eat the rest!
Pick it up, that's my behest
Set the clock for fifteen minutes
Yes, for time, you're surely pressed!
You've endured
Up to here
Time to prove you have no fear
Try the grey stuff,
(It's intestines)
Bound to cause you indigestion!
You can gag, close your eyes
But you'll never win the prize
If you finish it, you'll be our winning guest!
Go on, unsheathe your spoon
You'll be a winner soon
Just eat the rest,
Eat the rest,
Eat the rest!
[Joe and Contestants]:
Worm Rangoon,
Broth of bile,
Pizza pie "Fear Factor" style!
[Joe Rogan]:
It is made of toxic Play-Doh™
Sauce is human blood...
[Contestants]:
How vile!
[Joe Rogan]:
You're upset
And you're scared
But we'll bleep you if you swear
You're hysterical, complaining
(Tell me THIS ain't entertaining!)
Ha, you choked!
Ho, you spit!
God, this is some funny shit...
[Contestants]:
Come on, eat it all, be hasty!
Don't forget
That if you clean your plate
Your final stunt awaits!
So eat the rest
[Joe Rogan]:
Eat, unless
You don't want to be the best!
[Contestants (mockingly)]:
Eat the rest!
Eat the rest, eat the rest
Oh, disgusting, you're a mess!
Are you liking your entrée?
[Joe Rogan]:
What did she say?
[Contestants]:
She said "Oh, yes!"
Bite the head! Taste the brain!
We love watching you in pain.
Though we're jeering, we've yet to learn
How we'll like it when it's OUR turn...
Hear you shriek, hear you squeal
What an entertaining meal!
You are nauseous, sick, and crying - we're obsessed!
So just keep suff'ring, for
That's why this show's adored!
Now, eat the rest!
[Joe Rogan]:
Are you stressed?
[Contestants]:
EAT THE REST!!!
[Joe Rogan]:
Almost done with your test!
Now you'll hear of your next quest
You'll kayak while on your back
Straight down Niag-ra falls - undressed
If you can't cross THIS bridge
You won't have that priv-e-lige
You'll be losing many Lincolns
So get chewin', stop your thinkin'!
Vomiting? Slurp it down!
We can't risk a dirty GROUND!
Keep it in! All those at home will be impressed!
[Contestants]:
You've lots to eat, you know!
[Joe Rogan]:
Your time is running low,
So eat the rest!
[Contestants]:
EAT THE REST!!!
[NBC]:
You've transgressed...
[Home viewers]:
We protest!
Eat the rest, eat the rest!
EAT THE REST!
[Joe Rogan (in a slow, reflective manner)]:
I'm so good at hosting...
Always obnoxiously boasting
I'm a hunk who's *barely* drunk when on the air
Ah, those good old days when shows were tasteful...
Screw them all, 'cause now MY show is there!
Five seasons, still running
Quality programs, still shunning
Many waivers signed, in case someone gets killed
(Though some, we don't give out - too much hassle...)
Gory, gross and risqué
Catch us ev'ry night on Mondays!
[Home viewers]:
Eat the rest! Eat the rest!
That's the sick, wrong world's request!
Wipe your tears, swallow your entrée and your fear
We do not jest!
We're such ill psychopaths
Yes, your torture makes us laugh!
Now your item's cold, not steaming
Let us help you,
We'll keep SCREAMING...
Though...it's...gross, you must chew
'Til you shout, "I'M GONNA SPEW!"
But we'll whisk you off the stage if it digests!
Well, evidently, fear
Is not a factor here, so
Eat the rest! Eat the rest!
Who'd've guessed?
You ate... [gag] the... [choke]....[REETTTTCCH]....
Eat...the...rest! Eat the rest!
Pick it up, that's my behest
Set the clock for fifteen minutes
Yes, for time, you're surely pressed!
You've endured
Up to here
Time to prove you have no fear
Try the grey stuff,
(It's intestines)
Bound to cause you indigestion!
You can gag, close your eyes
But you'll never win the prize
If you finish it, you'll be our winning guest!
Go on, unsheathe your spoon
You'll be a winner soon
Just eat the rest,
Eat the rest,
Eat the rest!
[Joe and Contestants]:
Worm Rangoon,
Broth of bile,
Pizza pie "Fear Factor" style!
[Joe Rogan]:
It is made of toxic Play-Doh™
Sauce is human blood...
[Contestants]:
How vile!
[Joe Rogan]:
You're upset
And you're scared
But we'll bleep you if you swear
You're hysterical, complaining
(Tell me THIS ain't entertaining!)
Ha, you choked!
Ho, you spit!
God, this is some funny shit...
[Contestants]:
Come on, eat it all, be hasty!
Don't forget
That if you clean your plate
Your final stunt awaits!
So eat the rest
[Joe Rogan]:
Eat, unless
You don't want to be the best!
[Contestants (mockingly)]:
Eat the rest!
Eat the rest, eat the rest
Oh, disgusting, you're a mess!
Are you liking your entrée?
[Joe Rogan]:
What did she say?
[Contestants]:
She said "Oh, yes!"
Bite the head! Taste the brain!
We love watching you in pain.
Though we're jeering, we've yet to learn
How we'll like it when it's OUR turn...
Hear you shriek, hear you squeal
What an entertaining meal!
You are nauseous, sick, and crying - we're obsessed!
So just keep suff'ring, for
That's why this show's adored!
Now, eat the rest!
[Joe Rogan]:
Are you stressed?
[Contestants]:
EAT THE REST!!!
[Joe Rogan]:
Almost done with your test!
Now you'll hear of your next quest
You'll kayak while on your back
Straight down Niag-ra falls - undressed
If you can't cross THIS bridge
You won't have that priv-e-lige
You'll be losing many Lincolns
So get chewin', stop your thinkin'!
Vomiting? Slurp it down!
We can't risk a dirty GROUND!
Keep it in! All those at home will be impressed!
[Contestants]:
You've lots to eat, you know!
[Joe Rogan]:
Your time is running low,
So eat the rest!
[Contestants]:
EAT THE REST!!!
[NBC]:
You've transgressed...
[Home viewers]:
We protest!
Eat the rest, eat the rest!
EAT THE REST!
[Joe Rogan (in a slow, reflective manner)]:
I'm so good at hosting...
Always obnoxiously boasting
I'm a hunk who's *barely* drunk when on the air
Ah, those good old days when shows were tasteful...
Screw them all, 'cause now MY show is there!
Five seasons, still running
Quality programs, still shunning
Many waivers signed, in case someone gets killed
(Though some, we don't give out - too much hassle...)
Gory, gross and risqué
Catch us ev'ry night on Mondays!
[Home viewers]:
Eat the rest! Eat the rest!
That's the sick, wrong world's request!
Wipe your tears, swallow your entrée and your fear
We do not jest!
We're such ill psychopaths
Yes, your torture makes us laugh!
Now your item's cold, not steaming
Let us help you,
We'll keep SCREAMING...
Though...it's...gross, you must chew
'Til you shout, "I'M GONNA SPEW!"
But we'll whisk you off the stage if it digests!
Well, evidently, fear
Is not a factor here, so
Eat the rest! Eat the rest!
Who'd've guessed?
You ate... [gag] the... [choke]....[REETTTTCCH]....
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This is brilliant. Wow.
Thanks, Leo. Today I worked 10-6 and came home just about bubbling over to see what the critics' reactions were...well, I'm glad you liked it, anyhow. :-)
I voted already i thought it was great... you really have no business saying that you don't belong in the group parodies on the messageboard
Thanks, Ethan, for your words of kindness. And the vote! See, it's so much easier thanking people for their votes if they step out and acknowledge themselves. Come on...don't be shy...?
I can't BELIEVE this doesn't have more votes. And I thought you were being polite about that group parody stuff; you can't be this good and not know it.
I agree with your wailings, this did deserve love. Where is the love? Oh, that's right. TJ massacred its meaning. Loved this one cuz I've actually seen the show and know what you're on about! I knew that The Simpson's Mr Burns song 'See My Vest' was a rip-off of something, but I thought it was 'See My Best' so couldn't find the original lyrics on Google. Your parody totally rocked, and restrained using 'incest' as a rhyme whilst still changing each time! *Jurassic Park guy* Clever girl! 5s
Having never come across "The Fear Factor", I'd not have looked at this without your comment on the messageboard. And that would have been a great shame - this is sheer brilliance, you managed to keep it sharp, witty and original all the way through. On a par with Claude's "Pee our test" - which is high praise indeed.
Thank you to Claude, JARLB, and Phil for the comments! I worked quite hard on this one and like to hear that my efforts paid off somehow. That's...really all I can say. I'm kind of shocked that it's being received so well.
Okay, that last comment I posted made me sound really quite pitiful. Let me rephrase: I'm GLAD that it's being received so well. Still speechless...
Wow, Emi, that was really, really good. I mean really. You're so talented!!! *wipes tear from eye* I'm just so proud!!! I particularly liked NBC's line "You're transgressing..." because i don't know why. It was random....and funny. It was great, Em!!! Peachy!!!
From last night onwards I will use' JARLB' as my comment persona as it just save so much time over 'Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni)' and is another word that has none others that rhyme with it... except for 'Parlb'. Once again, this deserves to be received so well.
You da best, you da best, EmiLoca you da best!
More thank-ye's are in order, I believe. Thanks Tibby (it always brings tears to my eyes to hear that my work resembles and/or relates to a peach), thanks AGAIN "JARLB" (what about "Marlb", as in short for Marlboro?), and thanks to the singing Candelabra! Oh whee, I feel that giggly girlish feeling coming on...
That's me. I really should stop coming on to you seeing there's a rock on your finger. (Literally. A rock. We still can't get them dang rings out!)
[STORY TIME!]
When I married my first husband, he rubber-cemented a polished stone to my thumb. When I pointed out that he didn't even attach it to the correct finger, I made him pull it off. Unfortunately, being an uncoordinated but very strong child, he pulled my thumb from its socket as well as the rock. Heartbroken (and thumb-broken) I rushed back into the classroom, screaming, "TREVOR PULLED IT OUT!!!" Thus, my first marriage resulted in a finger splint and double-jointedness.
When I married my first husband, he rubber-cemented a polished stone to my thumb. When I pointed out that he didn't even attach it to the correct finger, I made him pull it off. Unfortunately, being an uncoordinated but very strong child, he pulled my thumb from its socket as well as the rock. Heartbroken (and thumb-broken) I rushed back into the classroom, screaming, "TREVOR PULLED IT OUT!!!" Thus, my first marriage resulted in a finger splint and double-jointedness.
Wow.
We old farts are being shown up by the gifted adolescents. I sure wish I coulda written like that at age 15. To Philbo's comment, I would add Bob Gomez's "Feed by Breast" - also a stunner. Finally, Ms. L'oca, I'm looking forward to the Fear Factor where the million dollar challenge is to consume Joe Rogan. Completely.
We old farts are being shown up by the gifted adolescents. I sure wish I coulda written like that at age 15. To Philbo's comment, I would add Bob Gomez's "Feed by Breast" - also a stunner. Finally, Ms. L'oca, I'm looking forward to the Fear Factor where the million dollar challenge is to consume Joe Rogan. Completely.
Philbo? Oh, so THAT's who he is...up to this point, I thought they were two different people. *grovels* Almighty Spaff! Wizard of the witty word, master of snarky goodness! Pointer-out-er of the glaringly obvious! I am unworthy of your praise!
But thanks anyway. :-)
But thanks anyway. :-)
Wow. This is incredible.
Well well well, so my old friend Trevor didn't borrow my pet rock and rubber cement for a science project! Can your thumb belly dance? Mine can, you sort of pop it in and out in a flowing movement.
Thanks, AKA! My dear, YOU are incredible. Ah, yes...My thumb, too, can belly dance. My wrist can also do the twirly thing.
Trick thigh? (I mean, apart from the neat trick where it turns into a discarded loin of rotting pork)
She has a swiveling elbow. I got nothing.
Very well done! I didn't expect to get such a kick out of this parody! All 5s!
This was very good...I was into Fear Factor for awhile, this parody's funny and catches the show well.
One of Best, honored Guest, and I now cannot digest. This is excellent work, Brit. You have outdone yourself. You had me at 'Go on, unsheath your spoon, You°ll be a winner soon'
Thanks, Ash, Jeff Reuben, and...Adagio. *pointed stare at 2nz*
This is brilliant. I read somewhere that you are 15. Hard to believe, given the "maturity' of your work. ( I use that term sarcastically, since I for one do this with immature glee)
A pleasure to read this one again. My favorite Joe Rogan story is the one where this chick was freaking out cause she didn't want to eat some bug or something, taking a long time. Joe gets impatient and tells her to just eat it. She says like, "Why don't YOU eat it?" So he picks it up, eats it, smiles and says, "See? That's why girls don't get to be president." Anyway, GREAT parody.
(SOTM) I've already plagued your comments board enough. Greeeeat work.
Thank you to all who have commented/voted/either/or as of late.
Rick D. - Immaturity is right up there next to cleanliness. Thanks for stopping by!
Claude Prez - Nice to see you 'round again, and GREAT story.
JARLB - Yeah, really. Time to think up some clever alter egos to post under. Try Jay Keralfing....or J. K. Ralphing...heyyy! *doink*
Rick D. - Immaturity is right up there next to cleanliness. Thanks for stopping by!
Claude Prez - Nice to see you 'round again, and GREAT story.
JARLB - Yeah, really. Time to think up some clever alter egos to post under. Try Jay Keralfing....or J. K. Ralphing...heyyy! *doink*
(SOTM) Why did I not vote on this first time round? Bloody good, Emi!! 55
Very nice parody. I actually did not know that you did a parody of this song, but yours is truely magnificent! Great job!
Bloody brilliant!
Very well rhymed, very good parody with a very good conclusion.
(SOTM) Awesome.
(SOTM) I am going to have to pass on this one, as I'm not familiar with the song, and the version I downloaded didn't follow with this one at all, and I have no idea what Fear Factor is.... :-/
I liked this Emi. My personal fear factor is when Merry catches me trying to substitute 'up' sounding syllables with 'down' ones! You don't know real fear until you are caught doing that!
abc's... see above
Silver Medalist
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,2106.0.html
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,2106.0.html
Second in June, but first in our hearts!
(No offense, Spaff.com -- you da man, but... she's such a cutie!)
(No offense, Spaff.com -- you da man, but... she's such a cutie!)
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Tell me THIS ain't entertaining! Still great.
Very good word play and very good finish.
Still excellently written and revolting, EMI. My apologies for messing up your name earlier. And what everyone else said.
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