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Song Parodies -> "It's A Test"

Original Song Title:

"Be Our Guest"

Original Performer:

Beauty and The Beast

Parody Song Title:

"It's A Test"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

This is a test of surreal, post-modern silliness in order to complete the Big 7 Parodies.
My dear minions of hell, it is the steepest glide
With fateless measure that we puke on you tonight
And how can you fight when you are lax, watch us pull out your hair as the movie room loudly projects…
A sinner!

It’s a test, it’s a test
Parody much unlike the rest
Hangman’s noose ‘round my neck, maybe
But I’ll jump right in with zest
Silly boor throws a curve
Such tenacity and verve
But I stand tough
It’s bodacious
Don’t mess with me, I’m too vicious
Hard it seems? Take the chance
Writing in my underpants
For to finish up this epic is my quest
Take the pace and rhyme, dude
And the good attitude
Pass this test
All in jest
It’s a test

We all do this here song,
Then we make the words all wrong
Somewhat scared, this I swear
A candelabra sang today
And a spoon
Teeth were bared
And a teapot’s thoughts were shared
All the housewares, they were dancing
While a beauty was applauding
I don’t smoke, I don’t fix
But this imagery still sticks
But now in all due haste
Don’t shake and sweat
Come on now, show yer sass
And shake yer groovy ass
And pass this test
Get undressed
Skip your clothing, bare your chest
It’s a test, it’s a test?
It’s a jest

(this verse not included in the original film:)
Brush your dentures down with Crest
Go astray, watch as we play
In disarray, this room is messed
Feed your head, flowers droop
It’s in his kiss, sing shoop shoop shoop
But there’s nothing that’s so finer
Than to be in Caroliner
In the morn, it’s so real
Come and turn the spinning wheel
It is not the brown acid you should ingest
There is more in store
When you climb up off the floor
Pass the test
It’s a test, it’s a test

What makes you so deserving
Of a croissant while you’re stirring
Coffee in your cup and feel so put upon?
And these fuddy-duds who found you all truthful
Suddenly you’ve become a rolling stone,
Slaving and ball-busting,
Feeling exorcised without a payback on the bills?
Sundays you just play around and hassle
Gabby, Pat and Daisy
Driving all of us so crazy

In my chest, in my chest
Acid reflux, hard digest
Life’s abhorred, I’m off my gourd-
‘N Lightfoot, so obsessed
Iron shirt and you’ll be
On the way to Tuscany
While the pups they start a-bawling
Something troubling, we’re a-calling
Slame the brakes! Oh, poppycock!
Back it up, we’ll let the company divest
Looking kind of blue,
Is it the dumps for you?
Boo-Hoo, duressed
He’s confessed!
He’s been blessed!
(Such a pest!)
It’s a test
(It’s a jest!)

Pass the test, pass the test
We demand and do behest
Here’s the tears that made all the living here
A hornet’s nest
What’s the deal?
Help me, please!
You’re inbred, your thoughts are cheese
We need to pull the row your hoing
Let’s be helpful and all-knowing
Voices hoarse, no more fun
No more shouts, guns set on ‘stun’
Then we drag you by your feet
While you protest
Tonight we’ll make a scene up
As to how you showed up
It’s a test, it’s a test?
Infinite jest!
Copyright 2007, Agrimorfee. Nods to Billy Shakespeare, Bobby Dylan, Willie Burroughs and Al Ginsburg here, I guess. All in good fun. My lyric source added an extra verse; I'm guessing it's from the Broadway version, so it is included here for the sake of completeness--sing it during Mrs. Pott's verse.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 13

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Jack Wilson - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
That was awesome! 5s
Cape Canaveral Lavigne - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
you misspelled beauty (you left out the "U") but it's a good read, and I agree with Jack's sentiments.
Matthias - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Any song that makes me laugh at the first line of the entire thing deserves to be awarded with 5's.
Guy - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Ag - This is very good. I believe that you passed the test with flying colors. How many more do you need for the Big 7? I checked your author page and did not see a BBTL in there. Unless somehow I missed it. This OS was the last I did for my big 7 membership. It took more than a few hours to get it done where BBTL the song I always feared doing was completed and posted from start to finish within three hours. And I didn't even notice any mispellings until I read about it in the comment above. And if I had I certainly would not have pointed it out. The parody is outstanding and one mispelled word does not detract from it in the least. This is solid FIVE. Very, very well done! SOTM?
John Barry - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
I should have guessed that this would be good.
Agrimorfee - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Everyone--Wow thanks! Guy: Finished AmPie, MMG, and BoG...working on the others.
Ann Hammond - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good job Agrimorfee, and congrats on the completion of one of the 7. . .certainly worthy of all the attention
John Jenkins - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
"Life’s abhorred, I’m off my gourd-/ ‘N Lightfoot, so obsessed" is a classic line, and the rest of the parody was very good as well. I also like "Infinite jest" as the conclusion.
theLazyDaisy - January 19, 2008 - Report this comment
she-bop, she-bop, my Baby uuuuuuuuuu . . Ohhh my my my . . . I'm so glaaaad ! you stopped by to say hello to me, that's the way it used to be . . . uuuu . . . it seems like a mightly long time . . . .
Matthias - June 15, 2010 - Report this comment
"My dear minions from Hell" and "I’m off my gourd- ‘N Lightfoot" were the best lines in the entire song, but it was all amazing. You passed this test with flying colors.
Mark Scotti - June 16, 2010 - Report this comment
ABC - It has sure passed my test...grading it 555!!!
Abbott Skelding - June 16, 2010 - Report this comment
ABC: I'm a little confused here, but there were a lot of great lines in there. Nice work
Andria - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC I & J) Pretty intense stuff here, but very well-done and funny to boot. Fives: Tests prove that this parody deserves them and that the author enjoys getting them.
Christie Marie M - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC I/J) Sure quite a test for you to tackle the Big 7! Congratulations, you passed with 555 flying colors for this one!
bobpiecheese - July 04, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC-IJ) A little bit confusing, but that's to be expected from such "surreal post-modern silliness" as you put it. 555, methinks!
Below Average Dave - July 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Different, not perfectly paced, but very funny, so what can I say other than great job
Logan the Amazing - October 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Oh my gosh, that was so HILARIOUS!!! You had me laughing out loud the entire time!

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