Hey you bombed it, you know, this omelet
When it's on my plate, the cheese I'll grate
Cook up burgers or broccoli dear
I need some cheddar on top, now don't you dare sneer
Some Monterey Jack or Edam, please try
Or some Camembert on the side
All mine now, in the garage
I eat cheese y'all, c'est la fromage!

So so so shut it up, you can have your Buddha
I get enlightened by Gruyere or Gouda
The Brie is out, sad, all gone?
No matter bro, I'll take some Parmesan

There are some I've not tried yet
Like Pont L'Eveque, or Limburger, nope, nyet!!
For my date, get no ring and no corsage
Just bring some Laughing Cow, bring la fromage!!

SLIIIIIIICCCE!!!! ...

The bricks all stacked on deli wall...
Shred it down y'all, c'est la fromage
Melt it down y'all. c'est la fromage
Fermented curds all, c'est la fromage
Fondue pots y'all, pour la fromage!!

That there cutlet, I know you grilled it
I see a big mistake on dinnerplate
Now I ain't grandstandin', won't you help me please?
Way down on my knees, hey won't you find me some cheese?
I'm going crazy, my head in a circle
Felling like Wallace or the nerd Steve Urkel
Bring it to me, use espionage
That creamy, yummy stuff, c'est la fromage!!