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Song Parodies -> "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"

Original Song Title:

"Intergalactic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beastie Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"

Parody Written by:

B. O'Connor

The Lyrics

About those heroes in a half shell. :D
Teenage and Mutant Ninja Turtles
Ninja Turtles, Teenage and Mutant

Another new cartoon

Well, now,
Sit down let me explain
About the four brothers that's down a drain
Got talents making others mundane
Maybe it's because they're really strange
Strange ain't plain I said
I'm gonna bring you back to this one small child
Pets dropped in the Sewer, felt like the Nile
They swam far underground, about fifteen miles
It was Yoshi who's been there awhile
Turtles he saved in his style, so wild
He's got smarts he's agile
He's from Japan, he saved these reptiles
It was Shredder with whom he lost, it did end
Coming to NYC but he had no friends
Went to the sewers his life to mend
The next day brought mutagen

Teenage and Mutant Ninja Turtles
Ninja Turtles, Teenage and Mutant

Don and Leo here's our team
Mike and Raph, these two corrupt the whole scheme
When it comes to Shred he is their fiend
They like their pizza with those anchovies
Leo keeps them going keep's them going full steam
Don is in the back working on his machine
Raph the tough guy style, he acts real mean
It's Mike who rid's the world of lame and unfunny
Hamato Yosh, likes these four bro teen's
Gonna teach them a new thing
Kick on target cause here's his dream
Got to show the four to live in harmony
When it comes to heroes some will scream
Brotha's of the slime and the teen routine
Another new cartoon brand new show scene
About the four heroes that are green

Teenage and Mutant Ninja Turtles
Ninja Turtles, Teenage and Mutant

For the new TV this old show still rocks
Those dimwits Rocksteady and BeBop
There's Krang who desires a new bod
But the turtles are round to give them all a shock
Splinter's the master on the top
Turtles beat Shredder that's the plot
That RatKing, Leatherhead ain't no croc
Genghis their friend's like Kermit the frog
When they face Rocksteady he will be stopped
If Raph's sai can't beat Mike's nunchuc
Watch out for Leo as his sword will chop
Donny's wodden staff it really rocks
If you try to knock Splint you'll get shocked
He'll stir fry you in his wok
Well April has news in so the brothers stop
"Leave that CBS and head straight to Fox"

Teenage and Mutant Ninja Turtles
Ninja Turtles, Teenage and Mutant

Another new cartoon

COWABUNGA!!!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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Syncronos - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Friggin' BRILLIANT!!!! Why didn't I think of that? You got all the old school bad guys in there, too! You got skillz, man. Mad skillz.
Brit - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
awww...*blushes* i just had the original stuck in my head and thought about doing TMNT...
Zach Allman - February 08, 2004 - Report this comment
WOW! That was AWESOME!!!!!! I really loved this one good job!!!!
Bob O'Mara - February 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Before I read this, I must admit I had my doubts as to it being good. However, I was completely shocked to see just how great this really was! Kept me laughing the whole way through! Very well done, and keep up the good work!
2nz - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, this was excellent. Awesome job through the whole song, man. I just submitted one called "Ninja (Turtles)" to the tune of Beck's 'loser'. Check it out. I think this is better, but still.
Ethan Mawyer - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I downloaded the MP3 to check the pacing and it was really good... 5-4-5
Johnny D - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I downloaded the Windows Media file from:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00000HZFS/104­-3005629-6916709?v=glance

......and from comparing that sample with the first verse of your parody, I've gotta admit..... B. O'Connor, you nailed it. I'll give you a 5-5-5, since your choice of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in and of itself is worth a 5 for "How Funny" - at least to me! Well done!
MysteryGoat - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
You gotta love the Ninja Turtles. I mean really, you gotta love them.
Jack Wilson - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahaha! Fives on this! Good job
Old Comedywriter - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Had to shell out some fives for this one...
neminem - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, I'm impressed. You just got yourself some more 5s. Helps a bit that I was completely obsessed with the show as a kid. God, I bet it would be so amusing to see the show now, see how totally cheesy it probably was :-).
Mikey - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
great job, Brit!
Jeff Reuben - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Made it a tough choice between your song and Johnny D's. Very good job, not an easy song to get all those lyrics. Fear the Turtle!
2nz - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
See above for comment.
Diva - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Great lines!
Claude Prez - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks to the sample Johnny provided, I enjoyed this much more than I would have otherwise. It is quite good.
martha - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
This goes like atrain.. very good rhyming and pacing almost impossible to choose...
Melhi - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Perfect song choice.
Jonny - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
You're second paragraph is copied from the rhyming in Beastie Boyz "Intergallactic" song. You suck.
Mikey Boy - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I have to give u credit. This is probably one of the hardest songs to parody 5's
Claude Prez - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good.
Johnny D - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM Wild Card) See above.
Agrimorfee - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM Wild '05) brings back memories of the early '90s, wherein I babysat my cousines who NEVER would miss that show.
Kristof Robertson - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM Wild Card) DKTOS, Brit...and not an officianado of TMNT, but I can see you put a helluva lot of work into this. Great job!!
MysteryGoat - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM WC) Look up.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM WildCard) Hilarious!! Gimmee some shell, Brit!
Adagio - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM WC) Good job!
Melhi - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM-WC) Shelluva job, Brit!
Spaff.com - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
So THAT'S what that robot voice is saying! Great job, Brit. Excellent rhymes, especially considering how closely they match up with the original's. And bonus points because my favorite junk food of all time is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pies. I've been craving one ever since Hostess stopped making them about, oh, 15 years ago.
Scathe - January 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(Wild Card) The show should use this instead of the real theme.
Jeff Reuben - January 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Another Fear the Turtle! Great job!
Stuart McArthur - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment
(wild card) wish I K'd the OS, and knew more about the Turtles, but great detail
martha - January 16, 2005 - Report this comment
a real epic!! great stuff 5s (wild card)
John Jenkins - January 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Good introduction and well-developed, well-rhymed parody.
2nz - January 31, 2005 - Report this comment
I still think this is better.

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